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Blakk Frogg compiled a list of all the nifty pics hosted on this domain. Most came from emails sent to him by people from all over the world so if you take offense to something, call someone else 'cuz Blakk Frogg didn't create (most of) these! Plus, you can find most of them all over the Internet anyways so bitching at him makes no sense. In fact, bitching at Blakk Frogg will make you look like a baffoon... so bitch all you want, monkey face!
- good morning -- Ugly critter wishes you a good morning.
- biker needs a snickers -- This unfortunate bastard will be there a while... so give him a candy bar.
- granny delivers beer -- Blakk Frogg's definition of a perfect grandmother 'cuz she delivers LOTS of beer.
- group dog sex -- Dogs getting jiggy with each other in train fashion.
- hamster drinks beer -- This little guy can't get enoughof the good stuff: beer.
- her self esteem -- My self esteem comes from knowing that dozens of guys jerk off to me daily.
- horse chases dog -- Dog hauls ass to get away from a pissed off large horse.
- hump day triplets -- Three girls, all related, wish you a Happy Hump Day.
- iQaeda -- Perfect portable music player for the terrorist or suicide bomber on the go.
- Irish yoga -- A new look at an old way of exercising, only this time we're picking on the Irish.
- hottest girl on myspace -- Joe Dirt tells you that you're the hottest girl on MySpace.
- just a cat -- Cat expresses its dislike of all the anthrpomorphic anecdotes featuring cats.
- kill you elmo -- The Elmo doll that never reached final stages of production.
- scorecard on car -- This would have come in handy during Death Race 2000, for those old enough to remember that (bad) movie.
- white out ad -- Kinkos uses white out to advertise its wares.
- kitty slumber party -- Lots of pussies at the slumber party/
- klansman reaches heaven -- Klansman has unpleasant surprise at St. Peter's Gate.
- lego advertisement -- Lego advertises its mighty.... blocks.
- stuck limo -- Dumbass limo driver got his limo stuck on a hill.
- little whorehouse on the prarie -- Michael Landon pimping out the kids on that show.
- looks painful -- One has to wonder if this is a kitchen item (which it is) or a sex toy.
- spreaders -- Blakk Frogg saw this in the store, read the 'guy buffet collection' text, and said, "Ewwww....."
- looks painful -- This kitchen(?) item comes with a special tickler it seems. Ouch.
- make love to camera -- Woman takes these instructions the wrong way.
- kitty scared -- Feline expresses how you frighten it with your ugly face.
- marilyn monroe weekend -- Marilyn wishes you a great weekend.
- michelin paternity suit -- Michelin man denies that he is the father of this fat baby.
- mmm mmm good -- Guy stares deep into the.... girl's brown eye and thinks what he sees is delicious.
- molested self -- I molested myself last night, but I knew I wanted it.
- motorcycle high heel -- Perfect motorcycle for your favorite high class biker broad.
- mr clean walkway -- Mr Clean stands proudly by the walkway his product changed forever.
- muppets with attitude -- remake of the classic album by NWA.
- myspace shit comment -- Sometimes you search for the perfect comment and all you can find is..... shit.
- naked mole rat -- Looks like a penis with buckteeth.
- never trust bleeding things -- Never trust anything that bleeds for seven days and does not die.
- not such a dickhead -- Woman expresses how she wished her date wasn't such a dickhead.
- on your phone -- Cat on your phone. Oh boy!
- one free lapdance -- Ticket dood for one free lapdance.
- panty flower -- Adorable flower design created by upskirt sjots of cute young ladies.
- paradise or pergatory -- Cute women use their naughty bits and hind ends to surround a friend of theirs.
- passing a lamborghini -- Small little compact car passes a lamborghini on the open road.
- why play golf? -- Football causes people to hurt in new and interesting ways.
- why play golf? -- Soccer causes people to hurt in new and interesting ways.
- why play golf? -- Hockey causes people to hurt in new and interesting ways.
- why play golf? -- Weightlifting causes people to hurt in new and interesting ways.
- why play golf? -- Off-road bicycling causes people to hurt in new and interesting ways.
- why play golf? -- Watching a polo match causes people to hurt in new and interesting ways.
- why play golf? -- Motorcycle racing causes people to hurt in new and interesting ways.
- why play golf? -- Formula 1 racing causes people to hurt in new and interesting ways.
- why play golf? -- For the great view of Nature!
- you put on weight -- Stick figure tells another how fat it has gotten.
- american kiss -- Red, white and blue over kissing lips print.
- fallen heroes -- Salutre to fallen heroes.
- fireworks over lake -- Fireworks explode over and cause great reflections on a lake.
- america! fuck yeah! -- Redneck and/or white trash woman announces her love of America.
- god bless america -- Self-explanatory.
- happy 4th -- Self-explanatory once more.
- monkey gets high -- Patriotic monkey getting high on life, er, weed.
- war memorial fireworks -- Firework reflections off of the War Memorial in Washington, DC.
- peace monkey -- This primate stands for peace.
- bad effect of beer -- Beer makes your pecker fall off.
- pen is stuck -- Bad note to leave on the office copier.
- people are slinkies -- People are like slinkes....
- pig fucker -- Dirty old man defiles an inflatable pig.
- priceless photo -- Yet another 'Priceless' photo where a woman accidentally(?) reveals herself on camera.
- print screen -- How NOT to copy what's on your screen.
- private property -- If you can read this sign, you're in range.
- slow fireman -- This guy makes for a lousy fireman.
- ran into my ex -- Woman ran into her ex and then over him again.
- rare flower -- This unusual flower grew outside of Blakk Frogg's work in the Spring/Summer of 2007.
- saturday nice ass -- Hot woman with a nice ass wishes you a happy saturday.
- sex cartoon -- Cartoon animation of various sexual positions
- sex e girl -- Big breasted bathing suit beauty.
- sick child's toy -- Blakk Frogg wonders if this toy belongs to a sexual deviant or a child....
- sit on it -- Tons of chairs just kinda' hanging out inbetween two buildings.
- smoking bus -- Clecer anti-smoking advertisement.
- coming or going -- Two-headed snake doen't know whether it's coming or going.
- soccer ad -- Unique soccer ad utilizes the span of a bridge.
- should not reproduce -- Proof that some people really, really ought not reproduce. EVER.
- sopranos ending -- Tony Soprano shows you how he feels about viewers' opinions regarding the final episode of Sopranos.
- squirrels angels -- Bad ass biker squirrel.
- stoned m and m -- Two M&M characters stoned off their asses in movie theater seats.
- stop that -- Cat ordering a person to not jam their gnger in its eye socket.
- striptease saturday -- Hot babe teases you on a saturday it seems.
- taco bell bathroom -- Blakk Frogg thinks this is what a typical Taco Bell bathroom must look like.
- can't afford gas -- Gas prices have risen so much that even Terminator can't afford fuel.
- balls in mouth -- Ambitious dog with three tennis balls in its mouth. What were YOU thinking?
- tied up tuesday -- Anime featuring bondage because it's tuesday, I guess. Blakk Frogg'll tie a chick up ANY day of the week!
- tigers in tub -- Big cats hanging out in a tub of water to cool off.
- shit your pants -- Seeing a shark of this size up close would make Blakk Frogg shit his pants for real.
- bicycle toilet -- Perfect bicycle for those who have to go whil on the go.
- too much caffeine -- No one should ever consume as much caffeine as this guy did.
- toonces license cancelled -- Famous bad driving cat from Saturday Night Live gets his license revoked.
- trashy vehicle -- Blakk Frogg snapped this photo of a Jeep Cherokee with trash hanging off its rear windshield wiper with his cellphone.
- tuesday tonguing -- Is it time for a tuesday tonguing?
- twat sign -- The sign points at a woman and calls her a twat.
- u pervert -- Watch this animation and learn something about yourself.
- discharge butter -- I can't believe it's not vaginal discharge butter.
- what's that doll doing? -- Children put dolls in weird places and have no idea the positions they leave them in.
- child terrorist -- Horrifying reality pic showing a child strapped with explosives by his mother.
- clit diagram -- Woman tired of a poor sex life posts signs so her lousy lover can recognize the clit when he sees it.
- clones stop beastiality -- Cloning one's pet can stop would-be pet nappers.
- coldest cab ever -- Take a ride in this cab and you will undoubtedly freeze to death.
- conversation on a date -- Reality of a man and woman sitting down talking, tryingto get to know one another.
- crack in my windshield -- Not the sort of crack one expects to find in their windshield.
- crack in my windshield -- A whole new way to envision seeing a crack in your windshield.
- a dick a day -- A dick a day keeps the doctor, er, vibrator away.
- dildo at the bar -- A nice dildo sitting on the bar at a local watering hole.
- dog eat dog -- Siberian Husky pus eats the nose of another pup.
- horny dog -- Small dog humping a stuffed animal.
- horny dog -- Dog humps a kid's head into submission.
- horny dog -- A girl discovers the awful truth about what her dog is doing to her leg.
- dog loves beer -- Specifically, this dog loves Becks Beer.
- pukes after sex -- Male dog pukes after giving female dog the bone.
- Dolly Parton gone wild -- Small town struggles to recover after Dolly Parton lets loose and loses her bra.
- picking on drunk people -- Shrink wrapped in the bed
- picking on drunk people -- Beer bottle outline around a passed out partygoer.
- picking on drunk people -- Feminine hygiene products
- picking on drunk people -- Face down, ass up, that's the way some drunk people like to put their face through wooden steps.
- picking on drunk people -- Patriotic salute to a passed out dumbass.
- picking on drunk people -- The infamous drunken chocolate eating butt monster.
- picking on drunk people -- Dirty pirate princess pickle bunny passed out after gratuitous barnyard fun.
- picking on drunk people -- La-Z Boy has created the Reclin-O-Crapper for those who really like to relax in the bathroom.
- picking on drunk people -- Beneath this wonderful pile of furniture and houehold items you will find a drunk person.
- picking on drunk people -- For all you dope dealers, this photo offers proof that you ought not get high on your own supply.
- picking on drunk people -- Fido's owner rests uncomfortably in Fido's dog cage.
- dropped calls ad -- Interesting cellphone billboard.
- elephant slide -- Where the heck did the kid on the slide just come out of?
- fed ex shirt -- Cool shirt advertising Federal Express.
- fight or fire ant -- Blakk Frogg's hand after getting stung by a fire ant..... but it looks as though he'd punched someone's face in.
- flexible ballet girls -- Just think of the fun you could have with these girls after a few shots of tequila.
- motorcycle accident -- Motorcycle rider flying high after slamming his bike into a retainer wall.
- fried crap -- Do not eat at this restaurant. The food is crappy.
- furry beach beaver -- Some women really need to learn when to trim their crotch hair.
- generator for sale -- Notice, please, if you can, that someone wants you to buy their generator.
- girl in american flag -- Pretty girl wearing nothing but an American Flag.
- ballet class flyer -- Creative way to advertise ballet classes.
- fitness ad on bus -- Barbells in place of the horizontal handrails.
- karate billboard -- Tough man in karate picture cracks the sidewalk.
- penis in art -- classic art statue with a little motion in the groin area.
- penis in art 2 -- classic art statue with a little motion in the groin area.
- bad police dog -- Trained K9 thought that a fellow officer was.... BLACK!
- bear on golf course -- Large bear decides that annoying golfers have disturbed him for the last time.
- been laid? -- Hopefully you have not been laid by THIS guy on a park bench.
- two beer babes -- blondw and brunette serve up fresh, warm, sexy.... er, cold beers.
- four beer babes -- Four sexy young ladies wearing nothing more than empty cases of beer. Blakk Frogg loves it!
- bud light cans -- Blakk Frogg caught these beers trying to get away. Don't worry. He drank 'em.
- Corona beer fridge -- I can see paradise by the refrigerator lights.
- Corona on the desk -- Candid shot of a beer on the infamous Blakk Frogg's desk. He's SUCH a damn slob...
- draft beer twins -- Two big beers on the table of a Firebonz restaurant during a random Happy Hour.
- giant beer selection -- Perhaps the largest beer selection ever caught in one picture.... Blakk Frogg is thirsty.
- beer identity crisis -- A sixteen ounce Bud Light in Corona's clothing?
- lonely Corona -- Beer sits on a diamond plate bar top at Flamingo Bar and Grill on Carowinds Blvd in Charlotte, NC.
- beer drinking motto -- Only drink on days that end in "Y".
- benjamin moore paints -- Clever advertisement on the side of a building for a paint company on the
- bic razor -- Clever ad in which the bic razor shaved/mowed the lawn all the way up to the billboard.
- big beer woman -- Woman hoists a giant Coors Light can andtakes a healthy drink.
- biggest sit'n'spin -- Giant thumb statue could be the World's Largest Sit'n'Spin.... under the right circumstances.
- bike in tree -- Proof that Early Man enjoyed X-Games style bike racing as much as Modern Man.
- bin clubbin -- The notorious Bin Laden spottd working as a DJ at a NYC nightclub.
- playa' hating birds -- Two birds exchange insults.
- blonde moment -- Cartoon of a woman having a blonde moment.
- blowjob accessible -- Traditional handicapped-only parking sign corrupted by oral sex.
- bubble gum ad -- Billboard of a child whose bubble burst all over the trees in front of him.
- bush condoms -- For the dumb f#$ker eho doesn't know when to pull out.
- call me a pussy -- Angry cat lines up to get revenge for getting called a pussy one too many times.
- calous cat -- An insensitive cat sits atop the back of a woman as she appears to have just thrown up in the toilet.
- kitten with goo on its face -- The cat who caught you masturbating.
- cat bottle opener -- Cat struggles to open a bottle of Stolichnaya vodka.
- cat says stop it -- Cat gets its eye poked out for trying to infiltrate a MySpace page.
- slap a bitch -- Cat expresses its desire to slap a bitch.
- cats lick privates -- 9 out of 10 cats prefer to lick their privates.
- celing cat has regrets -- Celing cat regrets watching you masturbate.
- Charleston, SC Fire Department -- Blakk Frogg posted this graphic as part of a tribute to the brave souls who perished in a fire in Charleston, SC in the Summer of 2007.
- no one gives a fuck -- A woman comes to the startling conclusion that Blakk Frogg and all his friends already knew.
- drug dealing cat -- Watch as two cats exchange cash for catnip crack.
- cat road rage -- Flashing of high beams incites a cat into a mild case of road rage.
- nappy headed hoe -- For all of you who don't know what a nappy headed hoe looks like.
- mommy has a fat ass -- These kids will DEFINITELY go to bed without supper tonight!
- hippo bikini -- Drop dead sexy outfit on an otherwise portly animal?
- friendship turd -- Send this lump of poop to all the people you care about.
- fish assholes -- One of the most interesting food products Blakk Frogg has ever seen.
- condom dress challenge? -- A vote for safe sex or a challenge to the football team?
- cats having executive meeting -- Cats bringing up interesting things in a meeting.
- prayer at work -- If this happens, don't worry about praying 'cuz it's already too late.
- walking on his balls -- Fat man sets record for distance walked on his balls.
- Virginville -- This high school football team in this town play's rival city Slutville in the annual "Screw or Don't Screw" Bowl game.
- understanding physics -- Improper Chicken Fighting partnerships can turn fatal.
- three days of anal -- Three days of anal? At least the school year's over...
- smash face in -- Boxer expresses his love for an opponent by smashing his face in until it looks like a pug's face.
- sex doll life preserver -- Airlines save money by substituting inflatable sex dolls for life preservers.
- puked on daddy -- Puked on Daddy anti-pregnancy advertisement.
- pinch my nipple -- Primates at the local zoo show us how it's done.
- lazy mom -- This chick defines the term laziness in a whole new way.
- king of the jungle? -- Lioness hands the Lion a stiff talking to.
- inflatable giraffe love -- Giraffe gets some action from an inflatable pal, the same as you do.
- girl flashes cows -- Desperate for love, this woman tries her luck in the pastures.
- ebay bullfight tickets -- This is the LAST time we buy tickets on ebay!
- see dick run -- Not at all what the creator of "See Dick Run" books had in mind, but it's damn funny anyways.
- weather warning -- Nature has subtle ways of letting you know what your day will be like.
- everclear punch -- Blakk Frogg's everclear concoction for the Come See Me Festival in April 2007.
- fly united -- Not what United Airlines had in mind, but oh well. It's funny.
- warsteiner -- Self-explanatory: Warsteiner Beer Logo.
- sierra nevada & sarcastic -- Sierra Nevada beer next to the Sarcastic for Life logo.
- rogue beer frogs -- Rogue beer in front of a frog collection.
- marinating with beer -- Ingredients shown for one of Blakk Frogg's testy steak marinades.
- steak marinade & sex life -- I like my marinades like I like my sex life.
- bar open after 5 -- Harpoon beer next to the infamous Bar Open After 5 clock in Blakk Frogg's house.
- is the beer half empty or half full? -- Answer to the age old question finally comes to light.
- corona and barbecue -- A toast to Corona and Eastern Carolina barbecue.
- bud light bottles -- The image name says it all.
- blakk frogg drinking -- Blakk Frogg drinking beer in Orlando, FL.
- bad baby clothes -- I tore Mommy a new one.
- bad baby clothes -- Daddy's Lil'Squirt
- bad baby clothes -- They shake me.
- bad baby clothes -- Now that I'm safe, I'm Pro-Choice.
- bad baby clothes -- Playground Pimps.
- bad baby clothes -- My pee-pee is bigger than yours.
- bad baby clothes -- I can kick your baby's ass.
- bad baby clothes -- Daddy drinks because I cry.
- bad baby clothes -- All Daddy wanted was a blowjob.
- worship grey goose -- Four Froggs worship Grey Goose bottle.
- worship grey goose -- Four Froggs worship Grey Goose bottle.
- happy frogg family -- A frog poses with alcohol bottles before a party.
- happy frogg family -- A frog poses with alcohol bottles before a party.
- string hanging out -- Party girl lets it all hang out, meaning her tampon string while dancing.
- manhood in reflection -- Man photographs cat in window and accidentally captures glimpse of his 'tool' in the reflection.
- dog craps in picture -- Big dog takes a dump in background of family photo.
- cunt diagnostic -- Chinese sign spells out the services offered a little too clearly.
- beach blowjob -- woman caught performing oral sex in the background of a photograph.
- mcdonalds made us do it -- Two obese lesbians feeding each other french fries.
- bad duck parenting -- Irresponsible mother duck loses a child while out for a walk.
- a lot to pay for nothing -- A rather hefty price to pay for... 'nothing'.
- might get sucked off -- Standing too close might get you sucked off.
- jesus loves you, but... -- Yeah, it's true that Jesus loves but the rest of us think you're a....
- keep bathroom clean -- A sign instructing patrons on how to use the loo properly.
- no pole dancing -- Sign on a subway in England requests that there be no pole dancing on the train.
- needs money now -- Just who in the Hell DOESN'T need money now anyways? Sheesh.
- cockroahes getting cancer -- Sign asking patrons not to throw cigarette butts on the floor because the cockroaches are getting cancer.
- motorcycle for sale -- Man has to sell his brand new bike because he didn't correctly interpret what his wife told him.
- bad breakups 5 -- Photo of revenge after a bad breakup.
- bad breakups 6 -- Photo of revenge after a bad breakup.
- bad breakups 7 -- Photo of revenge after a bad breakup.
- bad breakups 8 -- Photo of revenge after a bad breakup.
- nascar sportsmanship -- Nascar driver teaches young fans how to salute a fellow driver.
- old leghumper beer -- A beer made for guys and dogs who have a thing for long, sexy legs.
- coors light mountain -- Impressive collection of Coors Light debris.
- coors light mountain 2 -- Impressive collection of Coors Light debris.
- a bit pissy -- Button telling someone they are a bit pissy. What'd you expect?
- playing stupid -- You're too good at stupid to just be playing, ya' know. Seriously.
- alcohol invented because... -- Ugly people need sex, too.
- bullshit opinion -- Button telling the truth: Your opinion is bullshit.
- can't sleep... clowns! -- Insomnia due to a fear that clowns will eat me.
- you suck -- Simple: You Suck.
- bowl of stupid -- Bowl of stupid for breakfast.
- back to bridge -- Back to the bridge, troll!
- annoy strangers -- Button bragging about one's ability to annoy strangers.
- rest assured -- Button giving other peopl re-assurance of something important.
- ray of sunshine -- Button telling someone they're a bright ray of sunshine.
- am I dead yet -- Button asking the age old question,
- are what you eat -- Button pointing out the fast that I am what I eat.
- judgement day tits -- Show me your tits and I will judge them for you.
- perfect computer -- Yet another computer modification involving beer dispensing devices. Love it!
- spring break in Upstate NY -- Oh, yes a glorious Spring Break picture from good 'ole Upstate New York.
- ghet-toes -- Wow. Some folks take the whole fake nails thing a bit too far.
- Dawn Key Diet -- Forget that silly South Beach Diet, Atkins Diet or any other Johnny Come Lately Diet. You need to try the Dawn Key Diet!
- reasons not to get drunk -- As convincing an argument as this seems, I still want a beer.
- recognize a gay bar -- If this does not look like a gay bar, then someone needs to redefine the term "gay bar" for me.
- perfect cleaveage? -- Looks like a great set of boobs, right?
- perfect cleavage (2)? -- The TRUTH behind that apparently gret looking set of honkers! Oh, the humanity! This kid will needs LOTS of therapy 'cuz of this!
- cocks store -- Um, let's hope that the only cocks they sell come with batteries, and not off of humans!
- bra size 120 (3) -- Big, big boobs on a black lady. Scary.
- bra size 120 (2) -- With a chest that large and flabby, why would she want to get photographed in the first place?
- bra size 120 -- What sicko took these pics of a woman whose boobs weigh more than I do?
- women more attractive -- A collection of ladies' naked hind ends proves why women are more attractive than men.
- women more attractive -- Men eating lunch at a diner prove beyond the shadow of a doubt that women are better more attractive than men.
- why women live longer 4 -- An explanation as to why it is that women live longer than men from Wallace Dress to Kill Collection.
- why women live longer 3 -- A second explanation as to why it is that women live longer than men from Wallace Dress to Kill Collection.
- why women live longer 2 -- A third explanation as to why it is that women live longer than men from Wallace Dress to Kill Collection.
- why women live longer -- A fourth explanation as to why it is that women live longer than men from Wallace Dress to Kill Collection.
- big dick's halfway inn -- A motel with quite a name, don't you think?
- who sells this mirror -- Women all over the world want to know who sells this 'magic' mirror.
- new soccer intimidation tactic? -- Soccer has routinely amazed the world w/ its innovative psychological warfare tactics, but this, folks, really takes the cake!
- fake wrestling blowjobs> -- We all know professional wrestling is fake, but what about the blowjobs that happen in the ring? Are they fake, too?
- call me a bitch again -- This woman apparently means business this time and does NOT want to be called a bitch again.
- blondes not only ones -- We finally have proof that blondes are not the only ones who think with their boobs.
- organically grown soccer balls -- World Cup Soccer once again breaks new ground by implementing a new rule that all balls used in matches MUST come from special facilities where the balls get plenty of TLC in their formative years.
- tweety bird's new home? -- (adult) Check out mankind's newsest genetic creation: a human bird perch.
- dress for success -- Forthe ladies, a simple, yet interesting way to make certain you make a lasting impression on your first day at a new job.
- cello for an ass -- No, this isn't a comment about some fat chick with a nastry, cottage cheese hiney.
- female law(?) officer in uniform -- Um, in an effort to make getting arrested more fun, some countries have hired 'pretty' girls to 'protect and serve'... in skimpy clothes. Thankfully they don't give 'em real guns!
- big boobs blonde -- This young lady sports a tremendous set of knockers an seems quite proud of them.
- squeeze the charmin -- Finally! An invitation to squeeze he charmin!
- soccer player face in butt -- Not one of this player's finer moments, that's for sure.
- perfect triple play -- Three boobs for the price of two? Love it!
- new bayou flavored spam -- Hot new product from Louisiana guaranteed to make you hungry.
- made boobs too damn big -- Chinese surgeons successfully complete the largest boob job in history.
- hardly a bathing suit -- Woamn pleads ignorance as to the where-abouts of the rest of her swim suit.
- ghetto swimming pool -- Take a moment to enjoy the urban swimming experience atthis luxurious spa.
- flexible bartender -- When this bartender says, "Bottoms Up," she means it.
- broke ass batman -- A glimpse of how Batman lives now that he blew all his money on hookers, drugs and gambling.
- damn lazy cat -- This pussy really knows how to make itself comfortable.
- suck the pussy -- Yes, folks, you must suck the pussy if you want to get it good and clean.
- busted pussy -- This pussy got busted and has to give it up.
- the perfect woman -- No reason to go ANYwhere with a wife like THIS at the house!
- attention deficit disorder test -- Find out if you, like, millions of others, suffer from attention deficit disorder.
- whipped cream -- What's not to like about whipped cream, huh?
- wedgie time -- Nothing like a fat kid yanking the shorts straight up another kid's crotch to get your day started right.
- referee a real ass -- World Cup Soccer recognized the need for more effective ways to get young players to pay attention to orders given by referees on the field -- so they found a new ref.
- perfect computer -- No more need for a trip to the fridge for beer 'cuz this PC comes equipped to satisfy your thirst.
- nipple scratching -- The latest trend in DJ'ing uses fleshy bits to scratch and blend beats from records. Adult.
- nice cannons, lady! -- This toned babe has some incredibly large cannons.
- make the pussy purr -- Something more people need to do, according a recent poll in a women's magazine.
- life better with the top down -- Oh yes, Blakk Frogg truly believes life IS better with the top down... and her top down if possible. Buy a convertible.
- man or woman? -- This chick has pushed the bounds of physical fitness and turned herself into a man.
- hear you knocking -- No way, man. I know damn well you wanna' do more than sell me Avon or Girl Scout cookies.
- soccer ball grab -- Um, just what in the hell was this player thinking?
- don't let go, Jimmy! -- Pathetic child wrestles to maintain a bond with his beloved computer as dad tries to take him to camp.
- just too stupid -- Sir, get off the Internet. You're just too damn stupid to be here.
- stoned frogg -- Apparently this frogg hit the bong one too many times.
- record high jump -- A new record for standing high jump in the making.
- too drunk too move -- Friend of Blakk Frogg rendered incapable of motion after joining Blakk Frogg in the quest to empty the cooler below.
- beautiful beer cooler -- A cooler looking like this brings a tear to Blakk Frogg's eye.
- bass fishing hottie -- Wow. This chick makes me want to take up bass fishing for sure!
- bouncing boobs -- Bouncing boobs, bouncing boobs, bouncing boobs and bouncing boobs. Get the point yet?
- the right wife -- Proof that man does really need the right wife to make it through the day... and back home.
- police help find her pot -- Dumbass woman asks police to help her find her missing 3.5 ounces of marijuana.
- mexifornia driver license -- Someone's idea of what the new California driver license ought to look like.
- klan white -- The simplicity of this one makes it an instant classic
- danger on stairs -- Friendly advice for travelers not wanting to see hot lesbians making out on the stairs.
- pussy crack -- Damn it, man. Blakk Frogg loves pussy crack. He can't help it! He's addicted!
- pull my hair -- Doggy style hair pulling. Oh yeah. She likes it RUFF.
- she farted on my face -- Man shows off the after effects of his wife ripping a massive fart on his face during sex the night before.
- look ma! no hands -- This talented bloke proves beyond the shadow of a doubt that he has skills... and a weak bladder, perhaps.
- rule of mass transit -- A little known secret inthe mass transit goame finally revealed... in China.
- Great Pumpkins are real -- Linus finally has proof that the Great Pumpkins are real!
- checking baby diaper -- Did they really have to TELL someone not to do that? Yuck.
- fake(?) womens magazine -- Brand new publication w/ real world advice for women.
- spank me building -- Perfect location for the bondage bears to have a lesbian keg party, don't you think?
- sexual harrassment "graded" -- We do not tolerate that sort of behavior, but we will grade your performance.
- pills, pills, pills -- Know anyone who likes pills?
- lesbians and keg -- The perfect ending to a keg party w/ one exception: I'm not in the middle!
- bondage bears -- Cute, cuddly bears flaunting leather and lace.
- horrifying bass boat accident -- Just... Ouch. A dude lost control of his bass boat and struck a pier it seems.
- heinekens in cooler -- Beautiful image that looks great as a work computer desktop wallpaper... reminds you what to buy on the way home!
- cups got me fired -- They asked me to buy cups for a company function where we could have on, and only one alcoholic beverage.
- you win the prize -- Perfect graphic for those people who really, really deserve special recognition for their efforts.
- really shitty day -- This man's day is so shitty that even shit says, "DAMN!"
- gangster easter bunny -- The Easter Bunny throws up gang signs with his posse.
- FBI watching you masturbate -- True story of how the FBI wathes you masturbate.
- busted for crack -- Nothing worse than getting pulled over and busted for crack.
- frog in salad -- Someone wrongfully imprisoned one of blakk frogg's distant cousins! Let my people go!
- best costume for pregnant woman -- The name said it all. This costume kicks ass.
- better ways to log off -- Woman informs her male co-worker that there are many better ways ot log off the computer... than using a shotgun.
- cat ate mouse -- Awfully hard to return emails when the cat eats your mouse.
- computers and frustration -- Older woman links computers and men to the frustration she believes all women feel.
- final ultimatum for his computer -- Frustrated computer user issues one last command to his machine.
- proof of global warming -- Cute graphic which shows beyond the shadow of a doubt that the climate has risen dramatically over the past century or so.
- mowing bald head -- Great tattoo on a balding man's head.
- priceless boob job -- This latest 'priceless' features a wonderful boob job and... 'the boys'.
- computer airbag -- The latest safety feature in modern computing.
- computer torture -- This shows you what REALLY goes on in torture chambers located beneath the headquarters of Dell, Micron, Gateway and Microsoft.
- forgot the wedding -- Soon-to-be-dead man realizes he forgot to attend his own wedding because of the internet.
- internet changed my life -- Frightening look at how the internet changed one man's life.
- junk mail -- Man stranded on an island suffers from junk mail.... but still can't get rescued.
- still online too long -- Messages like this would help a lot of people keep a grip on reality... or maybe not.
- online too long -- Yep. We all need reminders like this one every once in a while.
- find the power switch -- Anyone who loves electronics will appreciate this cartoon.
- sold the dog -- A clever cat found a way to rid himself of that pesky dog.
- work at home mother -- The next generation of stay at home mothers has found yet another a way combine housework and their careers.
- reason not to be a firefighter -- Guaranteed the fire fighter in this picture had second thoughts about his career choice after battling this blaze.
- moore goode dick -- Get your mind out of the gutter and look at the picture, damn you!
- head in chair -- Safe bet this kid grows up to win a Darwin Award as a result of a Triple Dog Dare bet at a bar.
- cat named lucky -- Why do some cats have all the luck, huh? WHY?!?
- meet the ass family -- Family portait of the ass family.
- punish the bad boy -- Interesting cartoon-like graphic featuring a man getting dragged by a dominatrix.
- never get to work -- Construction sign tells the truth about traffic delays
- community flip off -- In a nutshell, this says, "F#$K YOU!"
- dick in front of me -- Finally a way to say that some truck with a dick in it cut me off... and not tell a tall tale!
- mad at verizon -- This guy decided to get back at Veerizon and their cryptic bills by paying them with a cryptic check.
- removal of balls -- Sign on golf course threatens to remove people's balls.
- that wasn't chicken -- After a nice exotic meal at the local Chinese restaurant, no one wants to find this in their fortune cookie.
- drunk pilot -- Pilot explains that the current flight will go smoothly... because he's sober this time.
- jackhammer worries -- Clueless woman complains about the damage jackhammer noise might do to her unborn child -- as she smokes a cigarette.
- not now, kid! -- Child tries to feed a kangaroo that would prefer to be left alone... so he could finish boning his mate!
- be all the bait you can be -- This soldier had no idea that the US Army Fishing Regiment uses live bait.
- french army knife -- Yet another graphic making fun of Mighty France's lack of military strength.
- wrong button -- Navy fighter pilot presses the wrong button and launches a sidewinder missile onto the flight deck of an aircraft carrier.
- rejected Aleve advertisement -- For some reason the makers of this pain reliever turned down Blakk Frogg's suggested advertisement. Go figure...
- ticket the kid -- Young boy gets his first taste of harrassment by "The Man".
- monkey head -- Yep. Even our primate cousins (no, not tony, jeff and cindy...) take pleasure in some good old fashioned oral action.
- give her crabs -- Some gifts will get you in hot water,this one might get you killed.
- george bush reading -- Proof that our glorious leader really didn't do as well in school as they tried to make us believe.
- cat fight! -- Oh yeah! Look at these two go at it! Woo Hoo!
- new taco bell item -- To combat the growing rat problem in their restaurants, Taco Bell has devised a clever trap...
- arab biker -- Motorcycle enthusiasts in the Arab regions take their hobby very seriously.
- american biker (NSFW) -- But AMERICAN motorcycle enthusiasts seem to have a whole lot more fun.
- antarctic alarm clock -- If you ever wondered how polar bears know when to get up for work, well, here's your answer.
- cat all wrapped up -- The original feline burrito.
- when senior citizens get stoned (NSFW) -- Shocking photo of senior citizens after eating marijuana laced brownies.
- measuring his old lady -- Old man takes the yearly measurement of wife's formerly perky parts.
- kick the cat -- The real reason why cats ought not try to play World Cup Soccer.
- look for the green nikes -- Nike came out with new GREEN sneakers for ladies. Check 'em out!
- not a f#$kin' loser -- At least you're not a f#$kin' loser like these people..... or ARE you?
- valentines 'til death card -- Cute card featuring two people who clearly loved each other to death. Literally.
- valentines take me back card -- Blakk Frogg hopes he never runs into a chick who behaves like this, though he DOES admire her devotion.
- valentines std card -- Heh-heh-heh... If Blakk Frogg ever gets a card like this, SOMEbody's gonna' get a bomb in the mail.
- valentines screwed life card -- Heart-warming card about how much marriage has done for their life.
- valentines refusal card -- Someone apparently doesn't feel the same way as their suitor.
- fast food drive by shooting -- The King busts a fast food cap at Ronald in this quick, violent animation.
- end of the rainbow -- There ain't no pot of gold at the end of THIS rainbow.... but you will find other, less tempting things.
- man's big cactus -- A very well-hung desert dweller poses for a picture.
- blond license plate -- So silly that it's funny.
- boys like boobs -- Most people know this already, but damn it feels good to have photographic proof, right?
- Bush's brown finger -- George W. Bush seems to have violated an animal's rights... so now even those nutcases in PETA doesn't like him!
- cash for alcohol research -- Blakk Frogg has also commissioned a study along these lines. Please send donations to...
- best feline fridge magnet -- Don't like cats? This creative refrigerator magnet features a cat that got caught in the door.
- drink 'til you want me -- Yeah, we all feel like this sometimes... like every night we go slumming at the lowest of the local watering holes.
- awesome jean shirt -- Ladies: Got an old pair of jeans that don'tfit your hips anymore? Use them like this creative young lady did and become an instant center of attention.
- levis ad -- This ad (allegedly) from Levis Jeans definitely has a certain appeal to it.
- love/hate shirt -- Really cool T-shirt design that reads 'love' one way and 'hate' in the mirror.
- your lucky day -- If you can read this, then it must be your lucky day!
- mona lisa in the united states -- An interesting look at what Mona Lisa would look like after a week in the United States.
- pee on dad -- Little boy just didn't feel like waiting to use the bathroom... so dad's got a wet back now.
- romance books for sale -- Would you buy romance books from this chick?
- same mistake -- George W. Bush's dad reveals his thoughts on his son's efforts in Iraq.
- sister for tickets -- Zealous World Cup Soccer fan willing to trade female sibling for admission tothe game.
- slammed I am -- Dr. Seuss turned into Dr. Sloshed?
- virgin airlines has competition -- Looks like the airline will suffer tough times because their competition is quite popular.
- be my valentine -- Old man finds a way to have a great Valentine's Day after all.
- happy valentine's day -- Self-explanatory, damn it.
- used to be a horse -- Well hung rabbit brags to an interested hare.
- yell at me for sucking thumb -- Child thinks mother is a hypocrite for yelling at him/her for sucking his/her thumb.
- south beach thing (part 2) -- Another stratling look at how fashion works for some and does horrible, horrible things to the eyes of others.
- shadows have all the fun -- Should we go back to my place or just let the shadows have all the fun?
- new airport security -- New TSA guidelines result in safer, yet uglier flights.
- leave the lights on -- Man discovers that his wife has troubles 'finding him' in the dark.
- human bottle opener -- Gross addition to ANY room, but apparently very efficient.
- does thinking for you -- The Almighty hands man a tool to do all his thinking for him.
- can stop buying drinks now -- How you can tell when you no longer have to buy her anymore drinks at the singles bar.
- speed never a secret -- Super hero explains that his 'speed' has never been a real secret.
- snorkeling in Colorado -- Damn. That MUST cause shrinkage.
- smokers lounge ceiling mural -- Creative ceiling mural in a smoking lounge or a warning?
- gynecologist convention -- Now we know what goes on at the event AND how to do their secret handshake.
- you never buy me balloons -- Son asks why mommy never buys him 'balloons'.
- masturbating kitty -- Couch potato kitty caught in the act of stroking the kitty.
- Off The Mark comic: Badly Behaved Pen -- One pen tells the other pen how much trouble he will get in and why.
- Microsoft Word for blondes -- Version 1.0 of Microsoft's famous WordTM, but they created this version specifically for blondes.
- if my wife was this dirty... -- Man writes a note on the back of his car lamenting the fact that his wife doesn't get as freaky as perhaps he wants her to.
- scale hides fom owner -- Terrified bathroom scale cowers behind the door in a last ditch effort to avoid its fat owner.
- click heels three times -- Click your heels three times...
- children are a blessing -- Sign illustrates reasons for having children... besides the fact that sex is (for most of us) fun.
- breakfast in bed -- Woman tells us what we have to do if we want breakfast in bed.
- blood to brain or to penis -- Man has trouble thinking around a pretty girl because all the blood has gone to his penis
- life is good 'cuz... -- Whenever I feel down, I just remember that I have a big dick and everything seems so much better.
- my manly essence -- Being an asshole is all part of my manly essence.
- Off The Mark comic: Life of Nails -- One nail explains the mysterious disappearance of a friend.
- naughty rabbit -- Noah scolds a rabbit for behaving badly on the Ark.
- odd cow fashion statement -- Rebellious cow shows off her new jewelry.
- dog's recovery group -- Tired of his addiction, Rex finally seeks help from peers at a recovery group.
- Off The Mark comic: Igloo Builders -- Where do eskimoes get the blocks to make their igloos?
- men, women and mirrors -- Great cartoon showing the difference between how men and women see themselves in the mirror.
- crazy snail driver -- Daredevil snail at the intersection with a pissed off turtle.
- laziest dog ever -- Blind man bitches to a cop about his lazy dog.
- kermit's revealing x-ray -- Doctor has some unpleasant news for Kermit.
- entered a stray bar -- Two dogs accidentally wandered into an unfamiliar place.
- big bird for thanksgiving -- Someone invited Big Bird over for Thanksgiving Dinner. Literally.
- alligator photo album -- This poor alligator has the unpleasant task of looking through his photo album.
- bad, bad garage crash -- Um, well, yeah, dear... the clutch slipped out and... oops. Sorry. By the way, your girlfriend called.
- toilet paper nightmare -- This man has gone where too many men have gone before and then, after finishingthe deed, he realizes... there's no toilet paper!
- wife recycling center -- Great way to get rid of that pesky broad and remain environmentally conscious at the same time.
- motivate the bull -- Circus clown decides to 'properly motivate' a bull right before a rodeo.
- moses goes fishing -- Moses plays a prank on a buddy while fishing.
- online shoppers in public -- The unfortunate sight of online shoppers out in public when their computer crashes
- what he had -- Man goes into bar, sees the look on another patron's face, and asks to have what he had.
- go back for my wife -- Man saves golf clubs from sinking car and now must return to save his wife.
- trick the deer hunter -- Deer hunter falls for a trap laid by a clever duck. No, this has nothing to do with Elmer Fudd nad Daffy Duck.
- old lady's tongue -- Animated old lady sticks her tongue out at you.
- for gossiping at work -- This woman learns the hard way that gossiping at work canget you seriously frogg'ed up.
- don't shake the heineken -- This woman clearly likes her beer shaken, not stirred. (adult in nature!)
- horse in the car -- They said Mr. Ed couldn't get his driver's license so apparently he had to ride int he passenger seat?
- trick photo: cat head displaced -- In one hole and out the other, this cat would HAVE to be extremely flexible.
- charlie brown allergic -- Linus explains to Charlie Brown that a hard-on is not an allergic reaction.
- charlie brown liar -- Lucy tells Charlie Brown that he's full of shit.
- trick photo: long soccer arm -- Soccer players line up to give one of their own an extra long arm.
- hard turtle sex -- Daddy long-stroke Turtle gives his partner just a little too much and then this happens...
- hear it meow -- Two little kids play 'doctor' and one asks for proof.
- hot kinky fly sex -- When flies have sex, the dirty talk will amaze you.
- hot snatch -- Junior asks Mommy if there are any leftover from last night.
- trick photo: kick over tower -- Let's hope this guy plans to kick the Leaning Tower of Pisa over and not piss like a dog.
- trick photo: kiss the sphinx -- Interesting photo where an Asian girl gets to kiss a rock hard lover in Egypt.
- trick photo: missing head -- Careful placement of a mirror removes this fellow's head.
- clearly not his kid -- One pissed off rooster lets his woman know that the kid ain't his... for obvious reasons!
- read instructions -- Two mice discover that they ought to read the directions on how to use a condom properly.
- trick photo: real head on money -- Fold a bill and insert the head of a friend and you'll wind up with...
- trick photo: statue makes basket -- Statue makes a three point basket in this photograph.
- swimming sperm -- Two sperm discuss their travel plans.
- taste like chicken -- Lesbian frog has a startling culinary (oral?) revelation.
- trick photo: washing third foot -- Interesting photo of a man washing what appears to be his third foot.
- who came first -- A sexual look at the chicken versus egg debate.
- trick photo: magazine head -- Half human, half paper. A clever fit to say the least.
- trick photo: foot for a head -- Gymnast's head replaced by her foot. Ouch?
- stay still for bears -- This cartoon disproves the myth that a bear will not attack a person who remains completely still.
- best divorce letter ever -- This guy really knew how to talk to his ex-wife and express how much he missed her.
- dreamsicle -- Classic picture of Martin Luther King, Jr. with a new twist.
- hillbilly fashion statement -- Move over Paris, 'cuz the fellas from Wester Tennessee have up-and-coming fashion ideas that you just can't match.
- when porcupines attack -- The unfortunate victim of a "Porcupines Gone Wild" episode.
- south beach thong -- Some people wear things to make them look sexier, others, um, don't.
- swordfish in roof -- Sometimes the ocean gives up its bounty easily, yeah sure, but this is ridiculous!
- up yours -- This bull has discovered the perfect way tell people off.
- world's first politician -- Archaeologists recently unearthed the skeletal remains of the world's first politician.
- redneck high chair -- ot a kid that just won't stay still? Rednecks have discovered the perfect solutionto that problem: Duct tape.
- double rainbow -- Blakk Frogg captured this cool image with the camera on his cellphone on the afternoon of Friday, January 5, 2007.
- taco bell junkie -- Check out what happened to that wise cracking chihuahua when he discovered he had run out of his favorite thing in the world.
- new prostitution decoy -- Rural police departments have started using undercover police agents to catch men in the act of paying prostitutes for sex.
- six years after clinton -- Class photo from a Washington, DC classroom six years after Bill Clinton left office as President of the United States.
- redneck vacation home -- These folks have no problem recognizing their home from the water after a long day of fun, sun and cheap beer on the pontoon boat.
- redneck tubing -- Can't make it to the beach or afford a boat but you DO have a 4-wheel drive truck, a chaise lounge cushion, some rope, and flooded streets?
- redneck squirrel hunter -- Got a pesky squirrel in your yard? Call this guy. He has the perfect tool for the job.
- redneck sex education -- It is only fair that even those w/o the benefit of reg'lar skoolin' learn the proper way to knock boots.
- redneck limo -- These folks made it possible for wealthy Dukes of Hazzerd to ride around in style
- redneck golf cart -- Don't let flooding onthe fairway intrerfere with your tee time.
- redneck ferris wheel -- Let the kids have fun on this homemade, genuine, all natural ferris wheel.
- redneck atv carrier -- Industrious man finds way to transport his ATV despite the size of his vehicle.
- killer biscuits -- Woman's brains blown out by heated rolls.
- john wayne's english -- John Wayne comments on having to choose English as an option.
- watch your kids -- A great sign telling parents what will happen if they opt NOT to pay close attention to their children's whereabouts.
- anti-shoplifters sign -- One shop owner has decided to warn potential shoplifters of the dangers associated with ripping him off.
- reporter resembles a wanted man -- This screen grab taken from a UK news broadcast took even the broadcaster by surprise... 'cuz it made people suspect HIM of rape!
- snow dancers -- Some men think they have the right to perform dances any damn well place they please. These guys chose a snowy field. Blakk Frogg chooses to throw up.
- inner tube motorcycle -- Just when you though people couldn't POSSIBLY make off-road vehicle more interesting, along comes this creation.
- cleavage lock -- Need to keep yours or a loved one's boobs safe and sound? This simple device can help!
- beach devils -- Two enthusiastic partygoers show off their extravagant beach devil costumes... and her impressive boob job.
- watching you poop -- Why did Blakk Frogg post this? Some nitwit sent it to him and damn it, if he had to view this crap, so do you!
- national sarcasm society -- Bet your ass that Blakk Frogg has applied for the Presidency of THIS organization!
- divorce trophy -- One woman took her divorce proceedings very personal and as a reminder she got herself a souvenir.
- wedding vows -- Blakk Frogg thinks he will have to have these vows read at his own wedding should he ever get married.
- impotency test results -- Doctor breaks the news to his patient about the cause of the man erectile dysfunction.
- remote up ass -- Embarrassed husband receives treatment and reassurance from a medical professional.
- kids were painting -- In a case like this, Blakk Frogg definitely thinks a person has the right to use the almighty 'F-Word'.
- surprise for husband -- This wife has planned something special for her husband when he gets home.
- horny reindeer -- Sometimes even your lawn ornaments feel the need to get a little lovin', ya' know.
- she needs a hair dryer -- Husband discovers a clever way to help his wife when she asks for her hair dryer.
- effective birth control -- Hey fellas! Need to stop reproducing? This revolutionary device can help!
- angry wife in bed -- This husband suspects something may, just may, be upsetting his wife.
- holiday greeting card -- Please enjoy these sincere Holiday Wishes from the one and only Blakk Frogg.
- happy holidays -- Blakk Frogg wishing you Happy Holidays in his usual, polite manner.
- viagra before/after -- Even punctuation can use a little boost every now and again...
- locked panties -- What better way to protect the inner pink program than with a username and password, right?
- soap dispenser -- Instinct tells Blakk Frogg that if he ever saw this soap dispenser in a men's room, he might have accidentally walked into the ladies room... or a gay bar
- milk jugs -- Got milk? Yes? Well what about milk JUGS?
- fundies -- Just when you thought underear couldn't get any more exciting, along come Fundies! Woo Hoo!
- ctrl alt del -- Blakk Frogg wouldn't mind pressing all three of these buttons at once.
- camel versus moose -- Finally, the battle to end all battles! Camel Toe versus Moose Knuckle... with pictures!
- all I need is U -- Only a truly romantic motherfrogger would wear a shirt like this one.
- a.d.i.d.a.s. -- The true account of Blakk Frogg's brainwaves comes to light in a simple, easy to remember phrase.
- pisses her pants in the store -- What better way to convince a store clerk that you have not had too much to drink already than by popping a squat in the wine aisle.
- peepin' tom toy set -- Think your kid's a pervert in the making? Provide them withthe proper tools so they can get a better view without having to strain their eyes.
- john candy land -- Treat your kids to a fun-filled evening of reliving some classic moments from a comedy legend's life.
- easy bake meth lab -- Start your kids off right in life with this fun and highly profitable cooking tool.
- lawn dart tag -- Want your kids to play outside more often? Think they could use a little more duck-n-hide skills? What better way to learn those valuable life skills than by letting them dodge sharp metal objects!
- white trash honka toys -- Construction worker 'tough' toys for the trailer park brats in your life.
- playa doh bling kit -- Too broke to give your kids some REAL shine? Let 'em make their own... and then watch them get the snot beat out of them by their peers at school.
- bump 'em hump 'em robots -- Hungry Hungry Hippos meets homosexuality in the square ring... and you control the action!
- roadkill raccoon -- Want your kids to stop playing with REAL (possibly dead) raccoons? Get them a genuine Roadkill Raccoon
- mrs. boozely -- For those kids not lucky enough to have a drunken, slutty teacher to take their virginity, give them this hot new toy.
- mary-kate's binge & purge kit -- Anorexia and bulimia made fun! Choke down the urge to purge with this great new game.
- hollywood celebrity clue -- Based on real-life events which the celebrities deny, have fun with this awesome board game.
- junior electrician appliance repair kit -- No one should consider their childhood complete until they have played the 'stick a fork in the socket' game.
- shiite pet -- Because no one can ever have enough fast growing chia pet products, here! Have a fern-headed terrorist!
- rubik's pube -- Solving the mystery of getting all the colors together will take a long time.
- elmers glue factory -- One toy a lot of boys would LOVE to own when they find their sister's My Little Pony crap in their rooms.
- she has an air bubble -- Thankfully she just has an air bubble.
- life is a bowl of jalapenos -- Garfield explains that life is NOT like a bowl of cherries.
- dwarves of menopause -- Here's a fairy tale groupthat explains a little bit about menopause.
- origin of eggnog -- Blakk Frogg has discovered where eggnog REALLY comes from.
- mistletoe -- Cat offers a mistletoe kiss to a dog.
- monkey tattoo -- Great tattoo... for someone not related to Blakk Frogg. Friends can have it, though, 'cuz it's funny.
- miranda rights -- Drunk guy gives his own interpretation of the miranda rights.
- never fart in a wet suit -- Learn why flatulence can cause problems in some professions.
- nut'n'bitch cereal -- A great name for a cereal, providing you like violence and divorce court.
- pee sitting down -- Due to the intelligence levels of some people, Blakk Frogg thinks some signs need further clarification.
- plotting birds -- When birds have nothing better to do, they put together plans for eveil acts.
- save paper -- A great new way to save paper, ladies!
- shit pants anyways -- The truth about why wearing clean underwear really does not matter.
- origin of shitty ideas -- Finally, someone has figured out where shitty ideas come from.
- bloodhound second thoughts -- The look on this police dog's face says it all.
- shot santa -- NOW what are you gonna' tell the kids?!?
- snowman funeral -- Solemn procession honoring a deceased snowman.
- aflac scam -- Surveillance cameras caught this duck using its offspring to distract people while it swipes their hard-earned cash! You have been warned! Beware
- big nuts candy -- I think the name of this product clearly states what a guy would have to possess if he attenpted to nibble on this sweet treat around his testosterone-laden guy friends
- bum bum banana -- Just, well, no. Blakk Frogg does not think bananas belong ANYwhere near his bum.
- cock soup -- Considered a wonderful snack in Jamaica, this wonderful product tickles the tonsils of all who try it.
- cockens anis -- No one will put their cockens anis on Blakk Frogg's plate. No way. Yuck. That's just plain nasty.
- transgender barbie -- This version of Barbie will undoubtedly become a collector's item, so run out and get yours today!
- exotic dancer barbie -- Unable to afford her college tuition AND pay for Ken's expensive drug habits, Barbie took center stage at local strip clubs to make ends meet.
- gangsta bitch barbie -- Staying true to her 'Hood, Barbie will bust a cap in dat ass fo' sure!
- fart drink -- Blakk Frogg wants to know one thing: Does this beverage produce farts or make them go away?
- goth barbie -- The dark side of Barbie has come to light. Look for Human Sacrifice Barbie to hit the shelves real soon!
- inner city barbie -- After losing her vast fortunes to drugs and too much partying w/ Ken, Barbie left the suburbs and took up residence in a real shithole and starte reproducing like a sex-crazed rabbit w/ the drug dealers on her front stoop.
- jussi pussi -- Oh yes, Blakk Frogg loves going to the stores that sell this.
- kiek in de kok -- This... just... sounds... WRONG.
- lick a little pussy -- Everyone should do this. Don't blame Blakk Frogg, though, if you get too much fur on your tongue.
- mature christmas wrapping paper -- Christmas mooning. Not a typographical error, either. Blakk Frogg intended to type 'mooning'.
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