Mom's Letter to Her Sone in the United States Air Force?she sums up her feelings in a wonderful, sweet manner!
As a flight engineer for the US Air Force, a man had been stationed in the Middle East for several months before the US 'officially' declared War on Iraq. Ever since he began his air force flying career, his mother had been concerned about his safety. So, once news of the Invasion hit home, he expected a long letter from her expressing her anxiety.
But what she sent was a sheet of paper containing six words: KICK THEIRS. PROTECT YOURS. LOVE, MOM.
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Note: To all of you that disliked this bulletin because of some odd, possibly idiotic, gripe you have w/ the US Government flexing its muscle (again), that's fine but just remember that the muscles flexing in the name of the US Government are on the men and women who grew up in a town just like your town, right down the road from your town, and possibly even from..... your town.
And now for a patriotic salute from the Dahmer Triplets:
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The Wife Has a Good News / Bad News Story for Hubby?blakk frogg thinks this woman's story kicks ass!
A husband and wife were sharing a bottle of wine when the husband said, "I bet you can't tell me something to make me happy and sad at the same time."
The wife thought for a few moments, then said, "Your pecker is bigger than your brother's ..."
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NOTE: No weiners were harmed in course of making the above photograph. Those stick figures were born that way.
Worried Mother Seeks Advice From Psychiatrist?blakk frogg loves the real-world, really demented advice he gives her!
A woman came to the psychiatrist worried.
"Doctor," she said, "I can't sleep at night. When I'm in the next room, I have this dreadful fear that
I won't hear the baby if he falls out of the crib at night. What should I do?"
"Easy," said the doctor. "Just take the carpet off the floor."
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The Most Popular Americas Best Myspace Comments?americas best myspace comments kick ass, take names, and cost NOTHING!
Check out the most popular Americas Best MySpace Comments for June 2007, damn it! Then run to the store and buy Blakk Frogg a 12-pack of Corona 'cuz all this work has made him thirsty again! And don't forget the limes this time!
Then, of course, once you've quenched his thirst, you can head on over to the Americas Best MySpace Comments for 1,000+ Free MySpace Comments with easy-to-use copy/paste HTML code!
Words of Web Surfing Advice From Blakk Frogg?blakk frogg seldom passes up an opportunity to promote his own projects!
What does Blakk Frogg do when not posting things on Americas Best and Sarcastic MySpace? Take just a few seconds of your precious time to look closely at the navigation and links off of this site and you'd already KNOW about the other crap Blakk Frogg works on. Sheesh.
But, since Blakk Frogg does not like to pick on stupid people more than he has to, he'll overlook your pathetic oversights and post a few links for you to follow:
Blakk Frogg works on many other things as well, but those take up the bulk of his time. Any questions?
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Sarcastic MySpace -- Find all things sarcastic and funny at this site but watch out 'cuz there's no telling WHAT sort of pics you'll find to post next!
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