The Nerdy Accountant Meets His Big, Burly Cellmate?blakk frogg thinks it was love at first sight!
A nerdy accountant is sent to jail for embezzlement and they put him in a cell with a huge evil looking guy.
The big guy says, "I want to have some sex. You wanna be the husband or the wife?"
The accountant replies, "Well, if I have to be one or the other, I guess I'd rather be the husband."
The big guy says, "Okay. Now get over here and suck your wife's dick."
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Daddy? What is Sex?blakk frogg knows that ALL parents DREAD that question!
An 8-year-old girl went to her dad, who was working in the yard. She asked him, "Daddy, what is sex?"
The father was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decides that if she is old enough to ask the question, then she is old enough to get a straight answer. He proceeded to tell her all about the "birds and the bees."
When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open. The father asked her, "Why did you ask this question?"
The little girl replied, "Mom told me to tell you that dinner would be ready in just a couple of secs."
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Thrilling Adventures As A Mortician?blakk frogg hopes he never gets hard up enough to become a mortician!
There were two guys who had gone to the same college and become great friends. During college, they had a great time. Anything that was going on, they were always right in the middle of it. When they graduated, however, they each went their own separate way.
Two or three years later, they ran into one another on the street. They were very happy to see each other and, during the conversation, one of them asked the other what he was doing for work.
"I'm an undertaker," responded the friend.
"That doesn't sound like you. During college, you were always the one looking for excitement."
"There is plenty of excitement in this racket," said his friend.
"Just the other day, I got a call to pick up this stiff in a hotel room.
When I entered the room, he was laying there on the bed, stark naked, with a huge erection. I didn't want to take him out like that, so I took a hanger from the closet, and gave it a good swat...
You want to talk about excitement! I WAS IN THE WRONG ROOM!!!"
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The Most Popular Americas Best Myspace Comments?americas best myspace comments kick ass, take names, and cost NOTHING!
Check out the most popular Americas Best MySpace Comments for June 2007, damn it! Then run to the store and buy me a 12-pack of Corona 'cuz all this work has made me really thirsty! And don't forget the limes this time!
Then, of course, once you've quenched my thirst, you can head on over to the Americas Best MySpace Comments Board to see what other nonsense we've posted for your viewing and MySpace posting pleasure.
Words of Web Surfing Advice From Blakk Frogg?blakk frogg seldom passes up an opportuinty to promote his own projects!
What does Blakk Frogg do when not posting things on Americas Best and Sarcastic MySpace? Take just a few seconds of your precious time to look closely at the navigation and links off of this site and you'd already KNOW about the other crap Blakk Frogg works on. Sheesh.
But, since Blakk Frogg does not like to pick on stupid people more than he has to, he'll overlook your pathetic oversights and post a few links for you to follow:
Blakk Frogg works on many other things as well, but those take up the bulk of his time. Any questions?
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