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Go F*ck Yourself Letter to a Lying Jail Inmate? someone asked blakk frogg to put together a f*ck off and die poem! About This Letter: Out of the blue this morning a female co-worker asked me to write a 'fuck off and die letter' to a guy in jail who had secretly been talking to his ex-wife, and telling her how he thought often of sex with her, putting his tongue in.... shitty places, etc. Sorry, Charlie, but from what I've seen, women 'On the Outside' can and WILL talk to one another. So, without further ado, here's what I wrote for my co-worker bright and early this morning: In the hot Summer sun, I bask in it's light... thinking and knowing that they've done something right. Locking you up, and taking you away, thank God for Justice 'cuz now you will pay. Cellmates and lockdowns, jail rapes and shakedowns... I bet you look sexy in the infirmary gowns. Life on the outside, so wild and free; oh how I bet you wish you were me. Heard your new best friends are treating you well, as you're jacking off in that 6 by 6 Hell. Spank it, smack it, stroke it and groan, but never-the-less you're still quite alone -- except for Steve, Tony and Tom, of course... I hope they make you one of their whores. I trusted you and your words, now I hope men are impacting your turds. So think of me and all the others, as you dodge prison shanks from nazis, skinheads, gringos and brothers. Think of me often, and think of me well, 'cuz you'll never have me again, not wearing that inmate smell. You lied and you cheated, my heart you defeated; thanks for the memories, I hope your new boyfriend gives you Herpes. Never again will touch my soft skin or feel my warm heart. From now on all you'll get is your cellmates rank fart. Your ex wife told me of your begging for sex: anal, oral, coitus and more. God.... You'll make such a cute prison whore. I hope you rot, and from a guard get shot..... or at the very least suffer and bleed for each wrong action and deed. And now I will go, dear Correctional Hoe, and find a real man, a real life.... and leave you to become some fat biker's wife. Love, NOT ANYMORE P.S. ----> The fact that you like sticking things in asses makes total sense 'cusz it seems like that's where your head has been for quite some time. So long; Farewell; Fuck off.... GOODBYE. Now that I've offended some people and left scars on the minds of a few others, I can begin my day with a smile. Hope everyone has a great week and reaches the weekend in a hurry! - blakk frogg place your cursor over text box and press Ctrl-C to copy the HTML code <a href=http://sarasticmyspace.com style='text-decoration: none;'><img src=http://americas-best.com/graphics/pics_bear-raped-him.jpg alt="Americas Best MySpace Comments" border=0><br><font size="2"><strong>Seriously Sarcastic MySpace Comments</a><br><i>sarcastic comment pictures for myspace!</i></strong></font>       Thought My Day Would Turn Out Just Fine? boy did Mother Nature have a very different opinion on that matter! I woke up this morning thinking that since I had made it through 4/5 of the week without getting the shit kicked out of me at work, and that no one had drafted me into helping them move this coming weekend, that I would have a pleasant end to the week. Then I stepped outside and saw this: place your cursor over text box and press Ctrl-C to copy the HTML code <a href=http://www.sarcasticmyspace.com style='text-decoration: none;'><img src=http://www.sarcasticmyspace.com/graphics/blakkfrogg/comments44/pics_weather-warning.jpg alt="Sarcastic MySpace Comments" border=0><br><font size="2"><strong>Sarcastic MySpace Comments</a></strong></font>       Wife Always Getting Pregnant on Vacation? her husband figures out a clever way to stop that from happening! Billy Bob and Luther were talking one afternoon when Billy Bob tells Luther, "Ya know, I reckon I'm 'bout ready for a vacation. Only this year I'm gonna do it a little different!" "The last few years, I took your advice about where to go. Three years ago you said to go to Hawaii. I went to Hawaii and Earline got pregnant." "Then two years ago, you told me to go to the Bahamas, and Earline got pregnant again. Last year you suggested Tahiti and darned if Earline didn't get pregnant again." Luther asks Billy Bob, "So, what you gonna do this year that's different?" Billy Bob says, "This year I'm taking Earline with me." place your cursor over text box and press Ctrl-C to copy the HTML code <a href=http://www.sarcasticmyspace.com style='text-decoration: none;'><img src=http://americas-best.com/graphics/pics_puked-on-daddy.jpg alt="Sarcastic MySpace Comments" border=0><br><font size="2"><strong> MySpace Comments</a></strong></font>       The Most Popular Americas Best Myspace Comments? americas best myspace comments kick ass, take names, and cost NOTHING! Check out the most popular Americas Best MySpace Comments for June 2007, damn it! Then run to the store and buy me a 12-pack of Corona 'cuz all this work has made me really thirsty! And don't forget the limes this time! Then, of course, once you've quenched my thirst, you can head on over to the Americas Best MySpace Comments Board to see what other nonsense we've posted for your viewing and MySpace posting pleasure.       Words of Web Surfing Advice From Blakk Frogg? blakk frogg seldom passes up an opportuinty to promote his own projects! What does Blakk Frogg do when not posting things on Americas Best and Sarcastic MySpace? Take just a few seconds of your precious time to look closely at the navigation and links off of this site and you'd already KNOW about the other crap Blakk Frogg works on. Sheesh. But, since Blakk Frogg does not like to pick on stupid people more than he has to, he'll overlook your pathetic oversights and post a few links for you to follow: Sarcastic MySpace Comments -- new! Patriotic(?) MySpace Comments -- new! Celebrity Glamour Girls for MySpace Comments -- new! Lightspeed Girls for MySpace Comments -- new! 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Categorized Comments -- Choose from at least 1,200 categorized MySpace Comments ranging from funny to freaky! Patriotic Comments -- Show your support for the good 'ole USA by posting Patriotic Comments from this site! Simply Frogg -- Known mostly for the 100's of free jokes, this site also boasts an impressive number of free MySpace Comments to use! Girls for MySpace -- Choose from several hundred pics featuring some really hot Lightspeed Girls and so0me even hotter Celebrity Glamour Girls!       Other Stuff? Like What? links to some other stuff you might like! Show your love and support of Blakk Frogg's web ventures by checking out the unusual stuff for your body at Da' Frogg Store and for those brave enough to learn what other (adult) stuff Blakk Frogg works on, well, check out Frogg Sites.

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