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A Blonde Man Using a Dollar as Toilet Paper? apparently no longer just for wealthy people! Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a shit." The other said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and shit." The first one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my ass." The other blonde replied, "You have a dollar, don't you?" The first one said, "Yeah, I've got a dollar. That's a great idea -- I'll use that!" He left and came back with shit all over his hands and clothes. His friend looked at him and asked, "What in the hell happened to you?" The first one replied, "Have you ever tried to wipe your ass with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?" "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy." -- Tom Clancy "No one should EVER have to pay for sex... unless their significant other refuses to wear that skimpy French Maid outfit you bought for them last Easter." -- Blakk Frogg <a href=http://www.sarcasticmyspace.com/ style='text-decoration: none;'><img src=http://www.americas-best.com/graphics/philosophy-of-sex-photos/pics_tom-clancy.jpg border=1 align=left hspace=10 vspace=10><p align=justify>"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."<p align=left>-- <i>Tom Clancy</i><p align=justify>"No one should EVER have to pay for sex... unless their significant other refuses to wear that skimpy French Maid outfit you bought for them last Easter."<p align=left>-- <i>Blakk Frogg</i>       Remote Control to the TV in Her Purse? an odd thing to carry around for most people! "Cash, check or charge?" the cashier asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As the woman fumbled for her wallet, the cashier noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse. "Do you always carry your TV remote?" the cashier asked. "No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him." place your cursor over text box and press Ctrl-C to copy the HTML code <a href=http://www.sarcasticmyspace.com/ style='text-decoration: none;'><img src=http://www.americas-best.com/graphics/pics_mans-remote.jpg alt="Americas Best MySpace Comments" border=0><br><font size="2"><strong>Sarcastic MySpace Comments</a><br><i>if it ain't sarcastic, it SUCKS!</i></strong></font>       Single Mother in Delivery Room Giving Birth? it's time to find out who the daddy is, folks! A single mother was in the delivery room starting to deliver her baby. As the head came out it was dark and had an afro. The doctor said, "Madam, have you ever slept with a black man?" "Well, yes, but only once." "Once is all it takes" he replied. Then the torso came out and it was yellow. "Madam, have you ever slept with an oriental man?" "Well, yes" she said, "but only once." "Once is all it takes," he said. When the legs came out they were red. The doctor asked her if she had ever slept with an Indian. "Well, yes" she said, "but only once." "Once is all it takes," he said. He finally pulled the baby all the way out and held it upside down and slapped its bottom to make it cry. As it started to cry the woman exclaimed "Oh, thank God, at least it doesn't bark...." place your cursor over text box and press Ctrl-C to copy the HTML code <a href=http://www.sarcasticmyspace.com/ style='text-decoration: none;'><img src=http://www.americas-best.com/graphics/pics_nice-tits-dog.jpg alt="Americas Best MySpace Comments" border=0><br><font size="2"><strong>Sarcastic MySpace Comments</a><br><i>if it ain't sarcastic, it SUCKS!</i></strong></font>       Can We See Your Most Popular Myspace Graphics? we want more free comments and pictures for MySpace! Check out the most popular Americas Best MySpace Comments for May 2007, damn it! Then run to the store and buy me a 12-pack of Corona 'cuz all this work has made me really thirsty! And don't forget the limes this time! Then, of course, once you've quenched my thirst, you can head on over to the Americas Best MySpace Comments Board to see what other nonsense we've posted for your viewing and MySpace posting pleasure.       Words of Web Surfing Advice From Blakk Frogg? blakk frogg seldom passes up an opportuinty to promote his own projects! What does Blakk Frogg do when not posting things on Americas Best and Sarcastic MySpace? Take just a few seconds of your precious time to look closely at the navigation and links off of this site and you'd already KNOW about the other crap Blakk Frogg works on. Sheesh. But, since Blakk Frogg does not like to pick on stupid people more than he has to, he'll overlook your pathetic oversights and post a few links for you to follow: Girls for MySpace Comments -- new! Sarcastic MySpace Comments -- new! 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