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      Americas Best Comments?

jokes, pictures, sarcasm & you!

Use these links to access all the jokes, pics, sarcasm and, um, other useless crap Blakk Frogg has posted on this site over the years.... ENJOY!

  • Americas Best Main Page
  • Americas Best MySpace Codes
  • Americas Best MySpace Board
  • Americas Best Pictures Page
  • Americas Best Archives Page

          Simply Frogg, Simply Fun?

    jokes, pictures, sarcasm & you!

    Need a good laugh? Simply Frogg Jokes Page has over 700 jokes to tickle your pickle plus a ton of free myspace comments for you to use!

  • Simply Frogg Main Page
  • Simply Frogg MySpace Comments
  • Simply Frogg Funny Jokes

          More Stuff for MySpace?

    sarcasm, girls, gross and sexy too!

  • Adult MySpace Comments
  • Americas Best MySpace Comments
  • Sarcastic MySpace Comments
  • Girls for MySpace
  • Patriotic MySpace Comments

          Americas Best Archives?

    safe bet your mom's in here, too!

    Use these links if you dare. Blakk Frogg packed all sorts of jokes, pics, sarcasm and, um, other useless crap in these pages over the years... so ENJOY!

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  •       Blakk Frogg Wear?

    cool clothes & more from Frogg!

    Blakk Frogg advances his sarcasm by digging deep in his beer-soaked brain for cool ideas so that you can tell the world to put a cock in it!

    blakk frogg: sarcastic for life
    blakk frogg is sarcastic for life

    Blakk Frogg heard you scream, "tie me up tight & wear me out" before you had to pick your speed 'cuz you were ready to screw a texas tart at the end of a cheap date... Hopefully ya' did-r-good!

    Check out the cool gear
    at the
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          More interesting links?

    be cool, be trendy, be a frogg!

    Use these links to check out some other really interesting places on the Web!

  • americas-best.com: another blakk frogg production
          Chinese Translation Tells Too Honest a Story?
    when they say things get lost in translation, they really mean it!

    Sometimes translators forget to check the 'social meanings' of words when doing their work and in this Chinese clinic, well, it appears as though the meaning of one word on their directory sign clearly didn't get checked:


    SarcasticMySpace.Com Funny Picture Comments!

    Now ladies, don't forget to make your yearly appointment to get your c##t examined! Dr. Cold Hands can't wait to see you!

    - blakk frogg

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          Gay Man Goes to Heaven and Meets St. Peter?

    it's one thing to meet St. Peter, and another to, well, read the joke!

    Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was waiting for him. After rewieving his records Saint Pete decided to let him in.

    "Follow me" he said, opening the gate and walking in.

    After some walk, Saint Pete's keys accidentally fell on the ground. Unaware, he bent over to pick up the keys. That was something the gay man just couldn't resist, so he jumped on him and did his thing.

    Saint Pete was furious.

    "If you do that again, You'll go straight to hell! But follow me, we're almost there."

    After some more walk, Pete dropped his keys again, and again, the gay man jumped on him. Saint Pete was even more furious than before, but decided to give the gay guy one last chance.

    Again they walk and for the third time Pete drops his keys, so he bends over and picks them up. The gay guy, having no self control jumps on him. Pete is now fed up and sends the gay guy straight to hell.

    A few weeks later, Saint Pete goes down to hell for his routine inspection, but this time something is wrong, it is freezing, no fire, no lava and in one corner, he finds the devil lying under a stack of blankets freezing his ass of.

    "Why is it so god damn cold down here? "Pete asks.

    "Well you just try bending down for firewood!!" The devil replied.


    Sarcastic MySpace Comment Pictures

    free myspace comments, ya' heard?

          Can We See Your Most Popular Myspace Graphics?

    access our most popular myspace graphics on these pages!

    • Popular Myspace Graphics 3 -- Beginnings of a cat fight explained, 'love hurts but it doesn't have to' anal sex kit for Valentine's Day, rabbit with a huge Johnson claims to have been a horse in a former life, overweight woman desperately wants to find her missing puppy (that she sat on!), and the infamous lazy white kitty onthe couch strokes its... fur.

    • Popular Myspace Graphics 2 -- John Wayne wants to know why he has to CHOOSE English as an option, Brittney Sky licks her candy cane, short story writing assignment, tattooed and pierced dragon penis, and Bernstein Bears learn to pimp.

    • Popular Myspace Graphics 1 -- Drunk girl pisses herself at a party, pissed off chihuahua wants some heroin, Homer Simpson explains the intricate relationship between alcohol and life, never kiss a monkey who sucks his own weenie, and Samuel L. Jackson beer advertisement.

    • Most Popular Myspace Graphics Page

    Make sure you check out the latest list of Popular MySpace Comments today! You wanna' be COOL, don't ya'?

          Words of Web Surfing Advice From Blakk Frogg?

    blakk frogg seldom passes up an opportuinty to promote his own projects!

    What does Blakk Frogg do when not posting things on Americas Best and Sarcastic MySpace? Take just a few seconds of your precious time to look closely at the navigation and links off of this site and you'd already KNOW about the other crap Blakk Frogg works on. Sheesh.

    But, since Blakk Frogg does not like to pick on stupid people more than he has to, he'll overlook your pathetic oversights and post a few links for you to follow:

    Blakk Frogg works on many other things as well, but those take up the bulk of his time. Any questions?


          More Places to Find Free MySpace Comment Pics?

    these sites kick ass and come blakk frogg approved!

    Looking for other sources of wacky, sexy, crazy, funky, sarcastic and/or sadistically twisted MySpace Comments? Look no further! Use these to find what you're looking for!

  • Sarcastic MySpace -- Find all things sarcastic and funny at this site but watch out 'cuz there's no telling WHAT sort of pics you'll find to post next!

  • Categorized Comments -- Choose from at least 1,200 categorized MySpace Comments ranging from funny to freaky!

  • Patriotic Comments -- Show your support for the good 'ole USA by posting Patriotic Comments from this site!

  • Simply Frogg -- Known mostly for the 100's of free jokes, this site also boasts an impressive number of free MySpace Comments to use!

  • Girls for MySpace -- Choose from several hundred pics featuring some really hot Lightspeed Girls and so0me even hotter Celebrity Glamour Girls!


          Other Stuff? Like What?

    links to some other stuff you might like!

    Show your love and support of Blakk Frogg's web ventures by checking out the unusual stuff for your body at Da' Frogg Store and for those brave enough to learn what other (adult) stuff Blakk Frogg works on, well, check out Frogg Sites.

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