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          Evidence of a Jewish Conspiracy Amongst Us?
    never underestimate the signifigance of proper attire!

    A fleeing al Qaeda guerilla, desperate for water, was plodding through the desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he walked toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling neckties.

    The Arab asked, "Do you have any water?"

    The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5."

    The Arab shouted, "Idiot Jew! Israel should not exist! I do not need an overpriced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first."

    "OK ," said the old Jew, "it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am a bigger person. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the water you need. Shalom."

    Muttering, the Arab staggered away over the hill.

    Several hours later he staggered back, near collapse. "Your brother won't let me in without a tie."

    Americas Best MySpace Comments

    free jokes, comments and graphics

          Tired of Using Generic Condoms When Banging the Old Lady?

    run out to the stores and stock up on brand name condoms!

    Nike Condoms: Just do it.

    Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.

    Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.

    Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.

    Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.

    Americas Best MySpace Comments

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    Flinstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.

    Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but ph balanced for a woman.

    Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, it's that simple.

    Ford Condoms: The best never rest.

    Chevy Condoms: Like a Rock.

    Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?

    Americas Best MySpace Comments

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    New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey -- you never know.

    Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.

    EverReady Condoms: Keeps going and going...

    KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.

    Coca Cola Condoms: Always the Real Thing.

    Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.

    Americas Best MySpace Comments

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          Office Manager at Wal-Mart Asks for the Fastest Thing They Know?

    four candidates go head-to-head for a Wal-Mart Greeter position!

    An office manager at Wal-Mart was given the task of Hiring an individual to fill a job opening. After sorting Through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally Qualified.

    He decided to call the four in and ask them only one Question. Their answer would determine which of them would get The job.

    The day came and as the four sat around the conference Room table.

    The interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing you Know of?'

    Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man Replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of.'

    'That's very good!' replied the interviewer. 'And now You sir?' He asked the second man.

    Hmm.! ... Let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and You don't know that it ever happened. A BLINK is the fastest thing I know of.

    Excellent!' said the interviewer. 'The blink of an Eye, that's a very popular cliché for speed.'

    He then turned to the third man who was contemplating His reply.

    Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the House and on the wall there's a light switch. When you flip that Switch, way out across the pasture the light in the barn comes on In less than an instant. Yep,TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of.'

    The interviewer was very impressed with the third Answer and thought he had found his man. 'It's hard to beat the Speed of light,' he said.

    Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the Interviewer posed the same question. Old Bubba replied, 'After Hearing the three previous answers, It's obvious to me that the Fastest thing known is DIARRHEA.'

    WHAT!?' said the interviewer, stunned by the response.

    Oh I can explain.' said Old Bubba. 'You see the other Day I wasn't feeling so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but, Before I could THINK, BLINK, or TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already Shit my pants.'

    Americas Best MySpace Comments

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          Looking for More Great (Free) MySpace Comments and Jokes?

    take your sorry butt over to da' myspace comments blog!

    Yeah, the infamous Blakk Frogg got bored and built another project dedicated to funny stuff, sarcasm, jokes and other stuff guaranteed to make you bust a gut with laughter. Yep. da' myspace comments blog has all sorts of goodies and gets updated on a daily basis so there's ALWAYS something new!

          More Places to Find Free MySpace Comment Pics?

    these sites kick ass and come blakk frogg approved!

    Looking for other sources of wacky, sexy, crazy, funky, sarcastic and/or sadistically twisted MySpace Comments? Look no further! Use these to find what you're looking for!

  • Sarcastic MySpace -- Find all things sarcastic and funny at this site but watch out 'cuz there's no telling WHAT sort of pics you'll find to post next!

  • Categorized Comments -- Choose from at least 1,200 categorized MySpace Comments ranging from funny to freaky!

  • Americas Best MySpace -- Simple, but funny blog with tons of myspace comment pics of all varieties added all the time!

  • Patriotic Comments -- Show your support for the good 'ole USA by posting Patriotic Comments from this site!

  • Simply Frogg -- Known mostly for the 100's of free jokes, this site also boasts an impressive number of free MySpace Comments to use!

  • Girls for MySpace -- Choose from several hundred pics featuring some really hot Lightspeed Girls and some even hotter Celebrity Glamour Girls!

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    If you like this or any of his other sites, have a heart and send him a few pennies if you can. Why? Because the more beer money he has, the more web work he'll do!

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