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one false move and they might get a hand full of poopie!
It amazes us that signs like this get posted. I mean, like, seriously... If you have to look at a sign for instructions on how to properly check a baby's diaper, well, maybe they ought not to have had children in the first place!
Oh, now you certainly didn't think Simply Frogg had nothing more to add to this early morning posting, did you? Shame on you! Simply Frogg can ALWAYS find a way to expand on something as ridiculous as diaper changing instructions! Watch this:
Yep. Apparently our illustrious leader ought not to have owned a pet, either!
Who is the Greatest Beast in the Jungle?
Leo was a lion and wanted everyone to know he was King of the Jungle. So he went through the jungle reminding everyone just who he was.
He came upon a monkey and asked him "Who is the greatest in the jungle?"
The monkey, trembling in fear replied, "Why, you are Leo. You are the great sovereign of the jungle."
Leo said, "Yes, and don't you forget it."
Next Leo came upon a wildebeest and asked him the same question. "Who is the greatest of all in the jungle?"
The wildebeest, shaking so hard he could hardly speak, said, "You, King Leo, are the great potentate."
Leo walked away reminding the wildebeest to never forget that fact.
Then Leo came upon an elephant and proceeded to ask him the very same question. "Who is the greatest of all in the jungle?"
The elephant just reached out and wrapped his trunk around the lion, almost squeezing the breath out of him, and pounded him against the ground several times.
Then he pounded him against some trees. Again he pounded him against the ground.
In a little bit the elephant dropped Leo to the ground and walked away pushing over trees as he went.
Leo laid there trying to get his wits and said, "Just because you don't know the answer, doesn't mean you have to have an attitude."
A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed.
"If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?" he asked.
"Yes!" said his adventurous girlfriend.
And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes.
Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel.
"Go and get help!" he cried.
"But I can't. I'm naked and my clothes are gone!"
"Take my shoe", he said, "and cover yourself."
Holding the shoe over her pubes, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, "Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!"
The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, "There's nothing I can do...he's in too far."
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