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jokes, funny pics, & ... your mama!

Use these links to access all the jokes, pics, sarcasm and, um, other useless crap Blakk Frogg has posted on this site over the years.... ENJOY!

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    Use these links to access (much) older pages from this site... if you're some kinda' retarded archeologist. Loser. ;)

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    Blakk Frogg advances his sarcasm by digging deep in his beer-soaked brain for cool ideas so that you can tell the world to put a cock in it!

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    Blakk Frogg heard you scream, "tie me up tight & wear me out" before you had to pick your speed 'cuz you were ready to screw a texas tart at the end of a cheap date... Hopefully ya' did-r-good!

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          People Actually Need Instructions on How to Check a Diaper?
    one false move and they might get a hand full of poopie!

    It amazes us that signs like this get posted. I mean, like, seriously... If you have to look at a sign for instructions on how to properly check a baby's diaper, well, maybe they ought not to have had children in the first place!

    Americas Best MySpace Comments

    free jokes, comments and graphics

    Oh, now you certainly didn't think Simply Frogg had nothing more to add to this early morning posting, did you? Shame on you! Simply Frogg can ALWAYS find a way to expand on something as ridiculous as diaper changing instructions! Watch this:

    Americas Best MySpace Comments

    free jokes, comments and graphics

    Yep. Apparently our illustrious leader ought not to have owned a pet, either!

          Who is the Greatest Beast in the Jungle?

    lion decides to take a quick survey and gets a surprising response!

    Leo was a lion and wanted everyone to know he was King of the Jungle. So he went through the jungle reminding everyone just who he was.

    He came upon a monkey and asked him "Who is the greatest in the jungle?"

    The monkey, trembling in fear replied, "Why, you are Leo. You are the great sovereign of the jungle."

    Leo said, "Yes, and don't you forget it."

    Next Leo came upon a wildebeest and asked him the same question. "Who is the greatest of all in the jungle?"

    The wildebeest, shaking so hard he could hardly speak, said, "You, King Leo, are the great potentate."

    Leo walked away reminding the wildebeest to never forget that fact.

    Then Leo came upon an elephant and proceeded to ask him the very same question. "Who is the greatest of all in the jungle?"

    The elephant just reached out and wrapped his trunk around the lion, almost squeezing the breath out of him, and pounded him against the ground several times.

    Then he pounded him against some trees. Again he pounded him against the ground.

    In a little bit the elephant dropped Leo to the ground and walked away pushing over trees as he went.

    Leo laid there trying to get his wits and said, "Just because you don't know the answer, doesn't mean you have to have an attitude."

    Simply Frogg and Americas Best
    free jokes, comments and graphics

          Got Any Jokes Involving a Naked Girl, a Fast Car and a... Shoe?

    blakk frogg ran across such a joke just the other day!

    A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed.

    "If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?" he asked.

    "Yes!" said his adventurous girlfriend.

    And as he gets up to 200, she peeled off all her clothes.

    Unable to keep his eyes on the road, the car skidded onto some gravel and flipped over. The naked girl was thrown clear, but he was jammed beneath the steering wheel.

    "Go and get help!" he cried.

    "But I can't. I'm naked and my clothes are gone!"

    "Take my shoe", he said, "and cover yourself."

    Holding the shoe over her pubes, the girl ran down the road and found a service station. Still holding the shoe between her legs, she pleaded to the service station proprietor, "Please help me! My boyfriend's stuck!"

    The proprietor looked at the shoe and said, "There's nothing I can do...he's in too far."

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          Looking for More Great (Free) MySpace Comments and Jokes?

    take your sorry butt over to da' myspace comments blog!

    Yeah, the infamous Blakk Frogg got bored and built another project dedicated to funny stuff, sarcasm, jokes and other stuff guaranteed to make you bust a gut with laughter. Yep. da' myspace comments blog has all sorts of goodies and gets updated on a daily basis so there's ALWAYS something new!

          More Places to Find Free MySpace Comment Pics?

    these sites kick ass and come blakk frogg approved!

    Looking for other sources of wacky, sexy, crazy, funky, sarcastic and/or sadistically twisted MySpace Comments? Look no further! Use these to find what you're looking for!

  • Sarcastic MySpace -- Find all things sarcastic and funny at this site but watch out 'cuz there's no telling WHAT sort of pics you'll find to post next!

  • Categorized Comments -- Choose from at least 1,200 categorized MySpace Comments ranging from funny to freaky!

  • Americas Best MySpace -- Simple, but funny blog with tons of myspace comment pics of all varieties added all the time!

  • Patriotic Comments -- Show your support for the good 'ole USA by posting Patriotic Comments from this site!

  • Simply Frogg -- Known mostly for the 100's of free jokes, this site also boasts an impressive number of free MySpace Comments to use!

  • Girls for MySpace -- Choose from several hundred pics featuring some really hot Lightspeed Girls and some even hotter Celebrity Glamour Girls!

          Other Stuff? Like What?

    links to some other stuff you might like!

    Show your love and support of Blakk Frogg's web ventures by checking out the unusual stuff for your body at Da' Frogg Store and for those who just love to laugh, well, you need to check out Da' Blakk Frogg Joke Blog!

          Wanna' Support Da' Frogg's Drinking Habit?

    help the ugly amphibian buy more beers and better hook... fishing tackle!

    If you like this or any of his other sites, have a heart and send him a few pennies if you can. Why? Because the more beer money he has, the more web work he'll do!

    Blakk Frogg has no shame in asking for handouts. Spare change, hundred dollar bills, whatever. It all spends the same to him during Happy Hour, bitches! C'ya!

    - blakk frogg


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