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Here we have firm(?) proof that fast food has had a truly horrifying effect on some people. Look at this picture and tell me that you still think fast food plays no part in the creation of a fat population....
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Yeah, well, I do have some good new to tell you today. Govenment agents recently arrested Ronald McDonald as part of government crackdown on Corporate Executives fattening their pockets by fatttening the general public....
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Unable to make bail, Ronald now finds himself trading cheeseburgers and small packets of hot mustard for cigarettes in the showers. Some say he will opt to stay in prison because of the imminent threat of violence from fellow fast food kingpins who fear he might turn greasy and squeal on them to keep his own buns from getting toasted. . .
Clever Husband Finds the Cure for His Wife's Headache?
A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, "I have a headache."
"Perfect" her husband said. "I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally or as a suppository, it's up to you!"
How Does a Diagram of Two Circles Cure Drug Addiction?
Two So-Cal guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge.
The judge said, "You seem like nice young men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday.
Monday, the two guys were in court, and the judge said to the first one, "How did you do over the weekend?"
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever."
"17 people? That's wonderful. What did you tell them?"
"I used a diagram, your honor. I drew two circles like this:
o and o
... and told them the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs."
"That's admirable," said the judge. "And you, how did you do?" (to the 2nd boy)
"Well, your honor, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever."
"156 people! That's amazing! How did you manage to do that!"
"Well, I used the same two circles. I pointed to the small circle and told them, "This is your asshole before prison......"
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