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Big Foot Spotted in Da' Hood? conclusive evidence that Sasquatch lives in the Big City! Once again Blakk Frogg has broken journalistic ground with a story that will rock and shock your shorts off. He found evidence that Bigfoot (AKA: Sasquatch) has been living in a major United States city. All other Bigfoot sightings took place in the Wilderness, Blakk Frogg understands this, but the eveidence, as you will see, speaks for itself! Simply Frogg and Americas Best MySpace Comments free jokes, comments and graphics       Why Did the Secretary Talk About Her Boss' Garage Door? he needs to zip up his zipper, you dolt! THE BOSS WALKED INTO THE OFFICE ONE MORNING NOT KNOWING THAT HIS ZIPPER WAS DOWN AND HIS FLY AREA WAS WIDE OPEN. HIS SECRETARY WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID "BOSS, THIS MORNING WHEN YOU LEFT YOUR HOUSE, DID YOU CLOSE YOUR GARAGE DOOR?" THIS WAS NOT A PHRASE THAT HER BOSS UNDERSTOOD, SO HE WENT INTO HIS OFFICE LOOKING A BIT PUZZLED. WHEN HE WAS ABOUT DONE WITH HIS PAPERWORK HE SUDDENLY NOTICED THAT HIS ZIPPER WAS DOWN. HE ZIPPED UP AND REMEMBERING WHAT HIS SECRETARY HAD TOLD HIM EARLIER, HE FINALLY UNDERSTOOD. HE INTENTIONALLY WENT OUT TO ASK FOR A CUP OF COFFEE FROM HIS SECRETARY. HAVING MORE EGO THAN SENSE, HE WALKED TO HER DESK, SMIRKED AND ASKED HER, "WHEN YOU SAW THE GARAGE DOOR OPEN DID YOU SEE MY HUMMER PARKED IN THERE?" THE SECRETARY SMILED FOR A MOMENT AND SAID, "NO BOSS, I DIDN'T. ALL I SAW WAS A MINI COOPER WITH 2 FLAT TIRES Simply Frogg and Americas Best MySpace Comments free jokes, comments and graphics       What Happens When a Little Old Lady Tries to Join a Biker Gang? granny proves that she cna hang with the roughest, toughest bikers! A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club. One day she goes up and knocks on the club's door. A big, hairy, bearded biker guy with tattoos all over his arms answers the door. She proclaims, "I want to join your club." The biker was amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join. The biker asks, "Do you have a motorcycle?" The little old lady replies, "Yep... my bike's parked over there", and points to a Harley in the driveway. The biker asks, "Do you drink?" The little old lady replies "Yep... drink like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table." The biker asks, "Do you smoke?" The little old lady replies, "Yep... smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs a day and a couple of cigars in the evening when I'm shooting pool." The biker is very impressed and asks, "Last Question. Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?" The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope... but I was swung around by the nipples once." Simply Frogg and Americas Best MySpace Comments free jokes, comments and graphics       Can We See Your Most Popular Myspace Graphics? access our most popular myspace graphics on these pages! Popular Myspace Graphics 3 -- Beginnings of a cat fight explained, 'love hurts but it doesn't have to' anal sex kit for Valentine's Day, rabbit with a huge Johnson claims to have been a horse in a former life, overweight woman desperately wants to find her missing puppy (that she sat on!), and the infamous lazy white kitty onthe couch strokes its... fur. Popular Myspace Graphics 2 -- John Wayne wants to know why he has to CHOOSE English as an option, Brittney Sky licks her candy cane, short story writing assignment, tattooed and pierced dragon penis, and Bernstein Bears learn to pimp. Popular Myspace Graphics 1 -- Drunk girl pisses herself at a party, pissed off chihuahua wants some heroin, Homer Simpson explains the intricate relationship between alcohol and life, never kiss a monkey who sucks his own weenie, and Samuel L. Jackson beer advertisement. Most Popular Myspace Graphics Page       Words of Web Surfing Advice From Blakk Frogg? blakk frogg seldom passes up an opportuinty to promote his own projects! People have actually asked what Blakk Frogg does when not posting things on Americas Best. Wow. That amazes him. If they had taken just a few seconds of their precious time to look closely at the navigation and links off of this site they would have already KNOWN about the other things Blakk Frogg does. But, since Blakk Frogg does not like to pick on stupid people more than he has to, he'll overlook their pathetic oversights and post links for them to follow: Americas Best on MySpace Blakk Frogg on MySpace Simply Frogg on MySpace Frogg Wear (blakk frogg designs shirts & more) Blakk Frogg's Cafepress Store (blakk frogg designs shirts & more) Simply Frogg (jokes & free myspace graphics) Frogg Sites (adult links) Blakk Frogg (adult site) Frogg'ed Up (adult site) Wyld Girls (adult site) Wyld Pussy (adult site) Blakk Frogg works on many other things as well, but those take up the bulk of his time. Any questions?       More Places to Find Free MySpace Comment Pics? these sites kick ass and come blakk frogg approved! Looking for other sources of wacky, sexy, crazy, funky, sarcastic and/or sadistically twisted MySpace Comments? Look no further! Use these to find what you're looking for! Sarcastic MySpace -- Find all things sarcastic and funny at this site but watch out 'cuz there's no telling WHAT sort of pics you'll find to post next! Categorized Comments -- Choose from at least 1,200 categorized MySpace Comments ranging from funny to freaky! Patriotic Comments -- Show your support for the good 'ole USA by posting Patriotic Comments from this site! Simply Frogg -- Known mostly for the 100's of free jokes, this site also boasts an impressive number of free MySpace Comments to use! Girls for MySpace -- Choose from several hundred pics featuring some really hot Lightspeed Girls and so0me even hotter Celebrity Glamour Girls!       Other Stuff? Like What? links to some other stuff you might like! Show your love and support of Blakk Frogg's web ventures by checking out the unusual stuff for your body at Da' Frogg Store and for those brave enough to learn what other (adult) stuff Blakk Frogg works on, well, check out Frogg Sites.

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