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Once again Blakk Frogg has broken journalistic ground with a story that will rock and shock your shorts off. He found evidence that Bigfoot (AKA: Sasquatch) has been living in a major United States city.
All other Bigfoot sightings took place in the Wilderness, Blakk Frogg understands this, but the eveidence, as you will see, speaks for itself!
Why Did the Secretary Talk About Her Boss' Garage Door?
THE BOSS WALKED INTO THE OFFICE ONE MORNING NOT KNOWING THAT HIS ZIPPER WAS DOWN AND HIS FLY AREA WAS WIDE OPEN.
HIS SECRETARY WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID "BOSS, THIS MORNING WHEN YOU LEFT YOUR HOUSE, DID YOU CLOSE YOUR GARAGE DOOR?"
THIS WAS NOT A PHRASE THAT HER BOSS UNDERSTOOD, SO HE WENT INTO HIS OFFICE LOOKING A BIT PUZZLED.
WHEN HE WAS ABOUT DONE WITH HIS PAPERWORK HE SUDDENLY NOTICED THAT HIS ZIPPER WAS DOWN. HE ZIPPED UP AND REMEMBERING WHAT HIS SECRETARY HAD TOLD HIM EARLIER, HE FINALLY UNDERSTOOD. HE INTENTIONALLY WENT OUT TO ASK FOR A CUP OF COFFEE FROM HIS SECRETARY.
HAVING MORE EGO THAN SENSE, HE WALKED TO HER DESK, SMIRKED AND ASKED HER, "WHEN YOU SAW THE GARAGE DOOR OPEN DID YOU SEE MY HUMMER PARKED IN THERE?"
THE SECRETARY SMILED FOR A MOMENT AND SAID, "NO BOSS, I DIDN'T. ALL I SAW WAS A MINI COOPER WITH 2 FLAT TIRES
What Happens When a Little Old Lady Tries to Join a Biker Gang?
A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club.
One day she goes up and knocks on the club's door. A big, hairy, bearded biker guy with tattoos all over his arms answers the door.
She proclaims, "I want to join your club."
The biker was amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join. The biker asks, "Do you have a motorcycle?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep... my bike's parked over there", and points to a Harley in the driveway.
The biker asks, "Do you drink?"
The little old lady replies "Yep... drink like a fish. I'll drink any man in your club under the table."
The biker asks, "Do you smoke?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep... smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs a day and a couple of cigars in the evening when I'm shooting pool."
The biker is very impressed and asks, "Last Question. Have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope... but I was swung around by the nipples once."
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