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he loves drinking with friends and messing with drunk friends later!
Nothing beats a wild, drunk night on the town or at a party with friends... except screwing with the ones who make the mistake of passing out too early. Whether you pull the 'hand in warm water' trick or dress them drunkards up in drag, everyone still able to walk and talk has a great time!
Why Does the Guy at the Bar Keep Looking in His Pocket?
A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini.
The bartender says, "Look, buddy, I'll bring ya' martinis all night long - but you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill."
The customer replies, "I'm peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, I know it's time to go home."
Bar Bets That Involve Stepping Out of A Window?
There were these two guys in a bar, which was on the 20th floor of a building. The first man said " I bet you $100 I can jump out that window and come straight back in!"
The second man says "Ok, sure," and the barman holds the bet. The first man jumps out the window and disappears for a second before jumping straight back in.
Disappointed about losing the $100, the second man says: "I'll bet you another $100 you can't do it again."
So the barman holds the bet.
Sure enough, the first man jumps out the window, disappears for a second, then jumps straight back in.
Thinking there must be a freak gust of wind out there, the second man says, "Ok, I bet you $300 I can jump out the window and come straight back in."
The first man says, "Ok, sure."
The second man jumps out the window and falls to the footpath below. He is dead.
Back up in the bar, the barman says to the first man, "Gee, you can be a real prick when you're drunk, Superman."
Why's the Drunk Guy Standing on the Corner?
There's this drunk standing out on the street corner, and a cop passes by, and says, "What do you think you're doing?"
The drunk says, "I heard the world goes around every 24 hours, and I'm waiting on my house. Won't be long now, there goes my neighbor."
How Do Some People Keep Others From Drinking Their Drinks?
A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a few more he needs to go to the can. He doesn't want anyone to steal his drink so he puts a sign on it saying, "I spat in this beer, do not drink!".
After a few minutes he returns and there is another sign next to his beer saying, "So did I!"
Drunk Man Lost His Car and His Weenie Hangs Out?
A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back and forth.
A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you, sir?"" "Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr," the man replies.
The cop asks, "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It wasss on the end of thisshh key," the man replies.
About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's wiener hanging out of his fly for the entire world to see.
He asks the man, "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"
Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out..... "I'll be damned ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!"
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