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Blakk Frogg advances his sarcasm by digging deep in his beer-soaked brain for cool ideas so that you can tell the world to put a cock in it!
blakk frogg is sarcastic for life
Blakk Frogg heard you scream, "tie me up tight & wear me out" before you had to pick your speed 'cuz you were ready to screw a texas tart at the end of a cheap date... Hopefully ya' did-r-good!
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Americas Best Archives?
Use these links if you dare. Blakk Frogg packed all sorts of jokes, pics, sarcasm and, um, other useless crap in these pages over the years... so ENJOY!
Can we get ALL the pics?
As of 01/16/07, Blakk Frogg has posted over 355 strange, unusual, and funny pictures, cartoons and graphics for your viewing pleasure:
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Blakk Frogg openly admits that he does not give two shits about fashion most days. He does not dress like a bum, though. Nor does he put on ridiculously silly clothes in the name of 'fun'. Why? Because his 6'8" tall ass would get made fun of and NEVER get laid.... kind of like these fools:
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No way have ANY of these fools sampled the flesh of woman. Well, OK, not a SOBER one, at least. They mighta' gotten lucky with a passed out person at a mandatory holiday office party, but that's as much credit as Blakk Frogg will give these guys.
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Ordinarily Blakk Frogg would refrain from torturinfg you with these social misfits, but hey... they too the time to get all dressed up so he figures we all owe them the courtesy of making fun of their dumb asses.
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Ever hear the phrase 'he couldn't get laid in a third world whore house with a fist full of $100 bills'? Blakk Frogg hasn't, either, but for some reason he truly believes these miscreants have tried... and failed miserably.
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What? Stop making fun of these folks? No. Why spare them the ridicule that their meticulously trimmed costumes command? Seems like a crime not to pick on these sexless creatures...
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Blakk Frogg found the pics of these dashing gentlemen in an email entitled, "6 Reasons Why Some Women Prefer Women" and once his nausea subsided, he felt obligated to poison your brains with them.
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In Conclusion: Blakk Frogg wishes the brave men in these photos all the luck in the world trying to score some action on Valentine's Day. Also, Blakk Frogg wishes to offer his condolences to any poor, unfortunate woman who finds herself waking up in the arms of one of these guys on February 15th.
In Conclusion (part II): Blakk Frogg hopes all of you have a safe and wonderful Valentine's Day... Now get back in the kitchen and cook me a steak, bitch! Oh, and definitely check out Blakk Frogg's tribute to Valentine's Day Massacre of Guys Who Won't Get Laid!
Can Blakk Frogg Tell Us Where to Go Next?
People have actually asked what Blakk Frogg does when not posting things on Americas Best. Wow. That amazes him. If they had taken just a few seconds of their precious time to look closely at the navigation and links off of this sitethey would have already KNOWN about the other things Blakk Frogg does.
But, since Blakk Frogg does not like to pick on stupid people more than he has to, he'll overlook their pathetic oversights and post some links for them to follow:
- Blakk Frogg on MySpace
- Simply Frogg on MySpace
- Frogg Wear (blakk frogg designs shirts & more)
- Blakk Frogg's Cafepress Store (blakk frogg designs shirts & more)
- Simply Frogg (jokes & free myspace graphics)
- Frogg Sites (adult links)
- Blakk Frogg (adult site)
- Frogg'ed Up (adult site)
- Wyld Girls (adult site)
- Wyld Pussy (adult site)
Blakk Frogg works on many other things as well, but those few there take up the bulk of his time. Any questions?