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marines bring all new meaning to the phrase 'put a cork in it'!
Blakk Frogg received the following in an email posted it as a tribute to a friend who just finished an 8-year tour of duty as an Army Ranger. After a recent visit he left Blakk Frogg with an odd present: a Field Triage Kit for Gunshot Wounds.
Although the kit contained all sorts of unique devices designed to stop bleeding, including something called Quick Clot, nothing seemed as though it could do the same thing as a tampon....
From the Mother of a Marine:
My son told me how wonderful the care packages we had sent them were and wanted me to tell everyone thank you. He said that one guy we'll call Marine X, got a girl care package and everyone was giving him a hard time.
My son said, "Marine X got some really nice smelling lotion and everyone really likes it, so every time he goes to sleep they steal it from him." I told my son I was really sorry about the mistake, and if he wanted I would send Marine X another package. He told me not to worry about Marine X because every time I send something to him, Marine X thinks it's for him too.
He said when my husband and I sent the last care package Marine X came over to his cot picked up the box, started fishing through it, and said, "What'd we get this time?"
My son said they had the most fun with Marine X's package.
He said he wasn't sure who we were sending the pack to, but the panties were size 20, and he said one of the guys got on top of the Humvee and jumped off with the panties over his head and yelled, "Look at me, I'm an Airborne Ranger!!!!".
One of the guys attached the panties to an antenna and it blew in the wind like a windsock. He said it entertained them for quite awhile. Then of course, they had the tampons.
When he brought this up my imagination just went running, but he continued. My son said they had to go on a mission and Marine X wanted the ChapStick and lotion for the trip. He grabbed a bunch of the items from his care package and got in the Humvee. As luck would have it he grabbed the tampons too, and my son said everyone was teasing him about "not forgetting his fe minine hygiene products".
He said things went well for a while, then the convoy was ambushed and a Marine was shot. He said the wound was pretty clean, but it was deep. He said they were administering first aid but couldn't get the bleeding to slow down, and someone said, "Hey use Marine X's tampons". My son said they put the tampon in the wound. At this point my son profoundly told me, "Mom did you know that tampons expand?" "Well, yeah!".
They successfully slowed the bleeding until the guy got better medical attention. When they went to check on him later the surgeon told them, "You guys saved his life". If you hadn't stopped that bleeding he would have bled to death. My son said, "Mom, the tampons sent by the Marine Moms by mistake saved a Marine's life." At this point I asked him, "Well what did you do with the rest of the tampons?" He said, "Oh, we divided them up and we all have them in our flak jackets, and I kept two for our first aid kit".
I am absolutely amazed by the ingenuity of our Marines, and can't believe that something that started out as a mistake then turned into a joke, ended up saving someone's life.
- from email
What Fun Can You Have With A Tampon?
OK, now we move on to the fun stuff: Please enjoy this picture of a drunk dude whose friends saw fit to shove a tampon in his mouth after he passed out. Blakk Frogg says, "I mean, seriously... What're friends for, right?"
Will Blakk Frogg Give Us More Funny Stuff to Look at?
Working for a living sucks and Blakk Frogg knows too many of us (including himself!) have to do it so he gladly posts funny and/or interestibng things for you to look at and read whenever he has the chance. As an example, check out this dang 'ole alligator with a deer in its mouth... and then see what that same 'gator looks like out of water:
Can Blakk Frogg Show Us Some Bathroom Humor Now?
Some guys feel inadequate when it comes to their penis size. Guaranteed a bathroom like THIS one would cause them to lose their damn minds! Blakk Frogg bets $10 some small-peckered man has pissed in the sink to avoid getting his tiny package stared at by the chicks on the wall...
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