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Use these links to access all the jokes, pics, sarcasm and, um, other useless crap Blakk Frogg has posted on this site over the years.... ENJOY!
Use these links to access (much) older pages from this site... if you're some kinda' retarded archeologist. Loser. ;)
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Blakk Frogg advances his sarcasm by digging deep in his beer-soaked brain for cool ideas so that you can tell the world to put a cock in it!
blakk frogg is sarcastic for life
Blakk Frogg heard you scream, "tie me up tight & wear me out" before you had to pick your speed 'cuz you were ready to screw a texas tart at the end of a cheap date... Hopefully ya' did-r-good!
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Blakk Frogg suggests you stop buying brand names because your friends have them. Buy Blakk Frogg Designs instead and make THEM follow YOUR lead.
Why? Because you'll be the coolest thing since I poured liquid nitrogen down the back of your shorts!
With the social climate changing and domestic problems on the rise in this world it made no sense for Blakk Frogg to read the typical children's cartoon books. I mean, like, why read about something that he will never see? Therefore it made total sense to read modern adaptations of thsoe some stories. Check out these examples:
"Why is Mommy Moaning?" asked blakk frogg
"Horton Hires a Ho," said blakk frogg
"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry," explained blakk frogg
"Get in There and Cook My Damn Dinner!" exclaimed blakk frogg
"C is for Condom," said blakk frogg
"Mom Likes Box!" shrieked blakk frogg