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jokes, funny pics, & ... your mama!

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  •       Blakk Frogg Wear?

    cool clothes & more from Frogg!

    Blakk Frogg advances his sarcasm by digging deep in his beer-soaked brain for cool ideas so that you can tell the world to put a cock in it!

    blakk frogg: sarcastic for life
    blakk frogg is sarcastic for life

    Blakk Frogg heard you scream, "tie me up tight & wear me out" before you had to pick your speed 'cuz you were ready to screw a texas tart at the end of a cheap date... Hopefully ya' did-r-good!

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          Frogg loves this chick?

    definitely his type of gal!

    A man walked into a tavern and sat next to a very attractive, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool.? "Hi there, Good Looking.? How's it going?" he asked.

    The woman looked him straight in the eye and said, "Listen, I'll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, it doesn't matter...I've been doing it ever since I got out of college, and I just love it!"

    "No kidding?," said the man, "I'm a lawyer too!? What firm are you with?"

          No more Blackberry?

    your life is, like, SO totally over!

    "NEW YORK (Reuters) - Life without a "Blackberry?" Hard-core users of the wireless portable e-mail devices are shuddering to think about a possible future without the gadgets they love, hate and aren't sure they can live without."

    OK, folks, this got under Blakk Frogg's skin. People fear losing their Blackberry devices due to a patent suit and are flipping out. Um, hello? Blakk Frogg suggests they GET A LIFE!

    - read the full article!   

          How shit really happens?

    learn the military secret today!

    In the Beginning was The Plan.

    Then came the Assumptions.

    And the Assumptions were without form and The Plan was without Substance.

    Darkness was upon the faces of the Marine.

    And the Marine went unto their Sergeants and said:

    "This is a crock of shit and it stinks."

    And the Sergeants went unto their First Sgt saying:

    "It is a pail of dung and we can't live with the smell."

    And the First Sgt went unto their Lieutenants saying:

    "It is a container of excrement and it is very strong, such that none may abide it."

    And the Lieutenants went unto their Captains saying:

    "It is a vessel of fertilizer and none may abide its strength."

    And the Captains went unto the Majors saying:

    "It contains that which aids plant growth and it is very strong."

    And the Majors went unto the Colonels saying:

    "It promotes growth and it is very powerful."

    And the Colonels went unto the CG and said:

    "This new Plan will actively promote the growth and vigor of the Forces with very powerful effects."

    And the CG Commander looked upon The Plan and saw that it was good.

    And The Plan became Policy.

    And this, my friends, is how Sh#t Happens ..........

  • another blakk frogg production


    you got caught!

    Things to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk or during a meeting:

    10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."

    9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent me to."

    8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."

    7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy."

    6. "I was testing my keyboard/desk for drool resistance."

    5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory towards people who practice Yoga?"

    4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem."

    3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"

    2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?"

    NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at work........

    1. Raise your head slowly and say, " Jesus name, Amen."

    - from email!   

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          Tell 'em to put a cock in it?

    help make the world a better place!

    Recall the old phrase, "put a sock in it"? Blakk Frogg took it to the next level with the NEW & improved phrase which REALLY lets people know how you feel: PUT A COCK IN IT!

          Stuck alone in the closet?

    claim you work as a wardrobe designer!

    stuck in the closet

          Blakk Frogg in your pocket?

    put an amphibian on your phone!

    Blakk Frogg wants to get in your pants... pocket. Download the image below to your hard drive and then visit mob storage to learn how you can upload images FOR FREE to your image-ready phones in minutes!

    blakk frogg goes mobile

          Will Blakk Frogg use this space for a crude sexual joke?

    you can bet your KY Jelly packing ass he will!

    KY Jelly is NOT a snack food!
    unless you're retarded, this came from dribble glass

          More useless knowledge for you to absorb?

    no one needs to know this crap but you'll read it anyways!

    1) In George Washington's days, there were no cameras. One's image was either sculpted or painted. Some paintings of George Washington showed him standing behind a desk with one arm behind his back while others showed both legs and both arms. Prices charged by painters were not based on how many people were to be painted, but by how many limbs were to be painted. Arms and legs are "limbs," therefore painting them would cost the buyer more. Hence the expression, "Okay, but it'll cost you an arm and a leg."

    2) As incredible as it sounds, men and women took baths only twice a year (May and October)! Women kept their hair covered, while men shaved their heads (because of lice and bugs) and wore wigs. Wealthy men could afford good wigs made from wool. They couldn't wash the wigs, so to clean them they would carve out a loaf of bread, put the wig in the shell, and bake it for 30 minutes. The heat would make the wig big and fluffy, hence the term "big wig." Today we often use the term "here comes the Big Wig" because someone appears to be or is powerful and wealthy.

    3) In the late 1700s, many houses consisted of a large room with only one chair. Commonly, a long wide board folded down from the wall, and was used for dining. The "head of the household" always sat in the chair while everyone else ate sitting on the floor. Occasionally a guest, who was usually a man, would be invited to sit in this chair during a meal. To sit in the chair meant you were important and in charge. They called the one sitting in the chair the "chair man." Today in business, we use the expression or title "Chairman" or "Chairman of the Board."

    4) Personal hygiene left much room for improvement. As a result, many women and men had developed acne scars by adulthood. The women would spread bee's wax over their facial skin to smooth out their complexions. When they were speaking to each other, if a woman began to stare at another woman's face she was told, "mind your own bee's wax." Should the woman smile, the wax would crack, hence the term "crack a smile." In addition, when they sat too close to the fire, the wax would melt . . . therefore, the expression "losing face."

    5) Ladies wore corsets, which would lace up in the front. A proper and dignified woman . as in "straight laced". . wore a tightly tied lace.

    7) Common entertainment included playing cards. However, there was a tax levied when purchasing playing cards but only applicable to the "Ace of Spades." To avoid paying the tax, people would purchase 51 cards instead. Yet, since most games require 52 cards, these people were thought to be stupid or dumb because they weren't "playing with a full deck."

    8) Early politicians required feedback from the public to determine what the people considered important. Since there were no telephones, TV's or radios, the politicians sent their assistants to local taverns, pubs, and bars. They were told to "go sip some ale" and listen to people's conversations and political concerns. Many assistants were dispatched at different times. "You go sip here" and "You go sip there." The two words "go sip" were eventually combined when referring to the local opinion and, thus we have the term "gossip."

    9) At local taverns, pubs, and bars, people drank from pint and quart-sized containers. A bar maid's job was to keep an eye on the customers and keep the drinks coming. She had to pay close attention and remember who was drinking in "pints" and who was drinking in "quarts," hence the term "minding your "P's and Q's."

    - ripped from an email!   

          Public service anti-drug message from Blakk Frogg?

    even low-life amphibians take a stand... when their drunk asses CAN stand up!

    doing drugs cuts into my drinking time
    unless you're retarded, this came from dribble glass

          Looking for a really good reason to become Jewish?

    blakk frogg, as always, has the perfect reason to convert!

    Becky, who belonged to a synagogue group devoted to visiting and helping the sick members of her congregation, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it a gas station was just a block away.

    She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some gas. The attendant told her the only gas can he owned had been loaned out but she could wait until it was returned.

    Since Becky was on the way to see another patient and behind schedule, she decided not to wait and walked back to her car.

    She looked for something in her car that she could fill with gas and spotted the bedpan she always had handy for needy patients. Always resourceful she carried the bedpan to the station, filled it with gas, and carried the full bedpan back to her car which was decorated with many Hebrew decals and bumper stickers.

    As she was pouring the gas into her tank, two men watched from across the street. One of them turned to the other and said, "If it starts, I'm turning Jewish."

    - acquired from a less than holy email!   


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