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Blakk Frogg heard you scream, "tie me up tight & wear me out" before you had to pick your speed 'cuz you were ready to screw a texas tart at the end of a cheap date... Hopefully ya' did-r-good!
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Demons really exist?
Announcement: "First day of school for aspiring Vatican exorcists"
Blakk Frogg says: It took the Catholic Church thousands of years to publicly acknowledge the fact that demons exist. What in hell (pun intended!) makes you think they have enough wisdom to advise folks on how to properly exorcise a demon and send it back to the alleys of Atlantic City?
Personally, I'll wait for a freaky chick who smells badly of burned leaves and has a scar resembling lucifer's scrotum on her forehead. A bitch like that'll get the job done right the first time AND I won't have to give up half my life savings in the Offering Plate!
Never too old to box?
You read that correctly. Sylvester Stallone decided to make a comeback. I guess since so many other older actors still make action films he figures he should, too.
I think you will find yourself hard-pressed to find Rocky re-catpturing the "beat'em up glory" he once attained by beating the shit out of Mr. T, Apollo, The Russian and all his earlier opponents. Yeah, sure, that rough & tough voice of his will woo the crowd as always, but the final scene where he beats his archrival down with a rusty walker won't.
source article: read it here
Yahoo axes the CP chats?
Internet portal Yahoo! announced recently that it will wields its mighty sword and strike down the wicked chat groups on its servers which promote sex between adult and children.
Whoa... You mean all this time they have known about those filthy places and not done anything about them? It took a conscious decision and a corporate announcement to the media for them to take action?
Why has no one prosecuted them as an accomplice to illegal activities? They KNEW about the chatrooms on THEIR servers and did nothing. How many children's lives got ruined because they didn't put their foot up the asses of all the pedophiles making their twisted plans online?
Shame on you, Yahoo! Shame on you! Were the clicks on the ads in those chatrooms worth the devastation of kids' lives?
New United States logo?
The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from an Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
- from a communist(?) email!
Who wants to waste their money on Britney Spears' bra?
Does life get any better than this? Huh? Can it? For years Blakk Frogg has waited to get his hands on something, ANYthing once owned or worn by Britney Spears.
That sweet little pop star has held my heart captive since birth and I cannot believe that finally, after all this time, if I can come up with the money, I will own a bra worn by the love of my life!!!
If any of you believe that shit, go fuck yourselves with a bag of pissed off fire ants. On another note, if you hurry, maybe you'll get to waste your money bidding on a bunch of useless stuff once owned by Britney Spears.
$41,000 for a bra she wore for a hot second? $100 for a used collapsible umbrella? Has this country/world gone mad? Britney represents a modern 'innocent dirty girl' success story and like all the others before her, the exception being Madonna, will fade away into nothingness.
What does a pair of Debbie Gibson's sweat socks fetch these days on ebay? If I get a second job maybe I can afford Cyndi Lauper's retainer, too!
Are you ready for some anus-oriented amusement?
Blakk Frogg has never met a person who didn't enjoy a nice butt joke, fart joke, or decent attempt at potty-mouth bunghole humor. So, without further ado, have fun with these two anus-related pictures:
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Just when you thought it safe to open your browser again, Blakk Frogg greets you with a mysterious baseball injury involving a cleat and a man's uniformed anus... and an informative advertisement for suppository revolvers.
- from yet another email I never should have read!
Do you like simple rude humor, too?
Q: What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
A: Its Braille for "suck here".Q: What is an Australian kiss?
A: It is the same as a French kiss, but only down under.Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.Q: Why do girls rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
A: They don't have balls to scratch.
- the email fairy sent me these jokes!
Storm troopers had sexy legs and deserve a second look?
Damn those bastards from college humor! They found the only(?) sexy star wars storm trooper in the Universe! Near the cigar case, though, one has to wonder if Monica a thinner has hidden her identity in order to pick up a new "playtoy" for her and Bill to use later in the evening.
obviously, the fine folks at college humor lay claim to this photo
Hmmm... I guess if Blakk Frogg had really WANTED to find a "sexy" storm trooper, instead of make fun of the one someone else found, he would have, but apparently he didn't. Frogg it. Look at the funny mask and wonder WHY the sexy legs reside beneath it.
Did the face on that obviously struggling model/actress look SO bad that they had to cover it with a Star Wars era mask? Damn. Blakk Frogg hates going home with hot Star Wars babes and waking up with an ugly chick who wore a mask to the bar the night before!
Some people need to tuck before they leap?
according to rumor, this came from www.fark.com
Blakk Frogg refuses to comment on the meaning of this obvious photoshop manipulation of what clearly started out as... um... something unexplainable. Fine. Frogg you. Blakk Frogg just can't come up with anything clever anymore. He drank too much and needs to go shave his head so he can go out, drink more, talk to lovely Charlotte girls, and try not to make too much of an ass out of himself.