Americas Best What?
Use these links to access all the jokes, pics, sarcasm and, um, other useless crap Blakk Frogg has posted on this site over the years.... ENJOY!
Use these links to access (much) older pages from this site... if you're some kinda' retarded archeologist. Loser. ;)
Blakk Frogg Wear?
Wearing the wrong shirt?
Got a filthy monitor?
This is very clever! It really works!!!! I noticed that my monitor was not quite as clear as when we first got it and apparently the electrons build up on the inside of the screen with time. This causes the picture quality to deteriorate.
I found a free program that I used to 'clean' the inside of my screen and the improvement was quite noticeable. I highly suggest you try it. Simply click on the following link and wait for the prgram to load and then it takes roughly 45 seconds to do its job:
I reckon that all depends on what you consider "strange"!
"Have you spent half your life drunk in bars... pursuing sins of the flesh?" Ron White asked that very important question as part of his slightly intoxicated, but very funny, performance on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour. What better way to start off a drinking segment on this site than with a quote from a Drinking Master, right?
For some reason drinking amuses a lot of us, myself included, and the results of us drinking (too much) sometimes amuses those around us. I recently received an email containing evidence of what allegedly happens to every girl or woman who has a few too many margaritas.
If you know any females who exhibit these traits, point them to this site so they can laugh at themselves as much as we laugh at them, OK?
After a few too many margaritas, the drunk girls say...
After a few too many Jager Bombs, the drunk girls say...
Now if any of you some girls who fit the description(s) put forth by this list, send them to this page so they can laugh at themself!
Oh, and no matter HOW strange you may behave while drinking, ladies, as long as you don't throw things at a Frogg or cause him to spill his ice cold corona with lime, Blakk Frogg still loves you!
- list came from email... so stop bitching at me!
What happens when you purchase a bottle of Everclear?
Although Blakk Frogg would love to see all of you having a great time this weekend, if you choose to try your hand at making the concoction detailed below, you do so at your OWN RISK. Everclear, a grain alcohol, can kill you if drink too much of it. At a mere 190 proof, well, the math speaks for itself. Be careful!
With that said, look at what we did a few weekends ago:
This batch if Jungle Juice lasted us a long time that fateful afternoon and rest assured it tasted great, smelled wonderful, had the body and consistency of a highest quality alcoholic snack... and got everyone who touched it totally fuckin' hammered.
So who's coming over when we make the next batch, which will feature more tropical fruits such as the kinky kiwi, moonshine mango, and perverted pineapple?
- thanks for reading Volume 35 -