Americas Best What?
Use these links to access all the jokes, pics, sarcasm and, um, other useless crap Blakk Frogg has posted on this site over the years.... ENJOY!
Use these links to access (much) older pages from this site... if you're some kinda' retarded archeologist. Loser. ;)
Blakk Frogg Wear?
Show me your Frogg?
If you don't show me your frogg, young lady, you will get no dessert! Frogg Gear guarantees you dessert. Not really, but I felt like saying that.
Watery cheese, ma'am?
Leave it to a Canadian to think cheese will taste better when dipped in... 50 meters of water?!? Yep. A Quebec company got the brilliant idea to submerge 800 kilograms of cheese having an estimated value of $50,000 in Saguenay fjord, an area of water located just north of Quebec City.
After a little bit of work using high tech gear and some talented divers, the hunt for sunken cheese ended. Why? Because it began to cost too much to recover the cheese.
Blakk Frogg thinks this part takes the cake, though: Even if they had recovered the cheese it most likely would NOT have reached retail shelves due to health concerns.
Three cheers for the Quebec Board of Health! People, pets and fish urinate and defecate in the water daily so I think you KNOW what would cause a 'new' or 'unusual' taste in the submerged cheese!
Blakk Frogg lies? Read the source article for yourself, silly!
So now the question becomes, "What happened to that cheese?" I have an idea. The Loch Ness Monster, while vacationing at the titty bars in Montreal, ventured up to Quebec for a swim, stumbled across the cheese, and had a snack.
So, if rumors of the Loch Ness Monster being a female are true, that means Canada got invaded by a mysterious watery cheese eating lesbian sea creature... and that makes for a far better story than some stupid Canadian losing a block of stinky cheese in 50 meters of water!
Who protects America?
Sorry, folks. Blakk Frogg couldn't halp but re-use this image again. The look on Bush's face makes me feel so safe and secure -- in the knowledge that I will get drafted to fight some war that ain't got nothing to do with keeping America safe.
Does Frogg hate George Bush and does Blakk Frogg think Republicans suck ass meat? Nope. I just don't trust that frogger. Case closed.
yes he does, but some of it makes him wanna' hurl!
Ever wonder what the hell some musician smoke before he or she sits down to write song lyrics? Blakk Frogg has wonders this quite frequently. In fact, he wonders it right now. Keep reading for a real musical treat, ya' silly little monkeys!
SONG LYRIC OF THE DAY:
"There's a thin line between love and a thug / And how drunk she gotta' be to put it in her butt." -- source: Hell's Winter
OK, sure, all you ignorant hip-hop haters can say, "See? Look at those ignorant rappers! Always talking stupid and making no sense! Rap is crap! Rap is crap!"
Although Blakk Frogg happens to really enjoy hip hop and frequently attends hip hop style events, in a case like this where the sheer volume of garbage contained in that brief snippet of a song lyric brings back feelings associated with hugging the porcelain bowl after a long night of funneling beers and chugging Jagermeister shots, I have no choice but to agree. That rap was crap!
The people who wrote that crap need to re-visit Song Writing 101 at the Hip Hop Music Academy. Apparently they received a passing grade by mistake.
Blakk Frogg never sleeps! Well, OK, so he sleeps every once in a while -- like at least once a day. BUT he never falls asleep like any of the folks/critters below. Each of these fine photographs came from an email.... Deal with it!
Can life really get any worse?
Just when you think life has dealt you a winning hand, some joker with a wild card and a hard-on for your misery pops up and spoils the day. Check out a few examples of how life can go from Good to Bad to Ugly in just a few short words.
- thanks for reading Volume 19 -