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A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again, and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this gesture about five more times. When she is about to hand him another batch again, he asks the little old lady, 'Why don't you eat the peanuts yourself?' 'We can't chew them because we've no teeth,' she replied. The puzzled driver asks, 'Why do you buy them then?' The old lady replied, 'We just love the chocolate around them.'
A recent report issued by the folks at Simply Frogg announced to the world that some people just cannot handle the tough and strenuous rigors of high level athletic competition... and that others cannot handle simple garbage collection duties.
Yeah, the word, 'ouch' comes to mind at times like this. Makes Blakk Frogg glad he stayed in school, got good grades, and never once got caught taking a wet, smelly dump in the teachers' lounge.
The infamous Blakk Frogg has always warned people to watch what they eat... because one never knows when a friend, or foe, may have "slipped a little green, inside their spaghetti" (from Biz Markie's Pickin' Boogers Song). Now, however, thanks to the folks responsible for Americas Best MySpace Comments, the infamous Blakk Frogg also suggests that people also watch WHERE they eat. See below for details:
The above image raises questions, oh yes it does: 1) Is there a Mrs. Tube Steak wandering the streets alone, desperate for a set of buns to get between before getting smothered with the special meat sauce? 2) What the hell's IN the special meat sauce? Now that Blakk Frogg's Sarcasm has most likely ruined your ability to have lunch, he, too, will now go and puke up his breakfast.
What does Blakk Frogg do when not posting things on Americas Best and Sarcastic MySpace? He adds funny, sexy and sarcastic stuff to Da' Blakk Frogg Blog and a ton of just plain sexy stuff to Da' Blakk Frogg Sex Blog And here you will find a list of other stuff he works on... when not fondling drunken monkeys at the petting zoo.
Blakk Frogg works on many other things as well, but those take up the bulk of his time. Any questions?
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